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October 4, 2017
The Bachelorette – Episode Five
YAAASSSS INTRUDER EPISODE!!! Here we go!!!
Single Date
Apollo scores a single date and heads off to wow Sophie. People are questioning his maturity level considering Apollo is 24 and Sophie is 37.
Oh hello there. I don’t remember anyone questioning Matty J when he was dating a 22year old on the Bachelor. But whatevs.
Sophie and Apollo get on like a house on fire.
Sophie: “You seem so much older that you are. Sure you’re not a thirty thousand year old vampire?”
Apollo: “You know my secret.”
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September 28, 2017
The Bachelorette – Episode Four
We open on the Man-sion where a bunch of guys who aren’t good enough for our Sophie are hanging out. Osher arrives to inform them that everyone is going on the group date and it’s happening right now at the Man-sion.
Group Date
They’re having the “Real Man Games”. Basically it’s a “Man-off”, where the guys have to compete with each other in a series of tests to prove their “manliness”. I assume this is basically the male version of the housekeeping/mother test the women were subjected to on t...
September 27, 2017
The Bachelorette – Episode Three
We open on people discussing their likelihood of scoring a date. Spoiler:
The odds aren’t in your favour boy-o’s.
Single Date
Sophie invites Luke for a date at the beach, where they get into a game of twenty questions. Sam of the double-date rose is annoyed.
^He reminds me of Catherine de Bourgh. Everything is about him.
The questions are pretty cute.
Luke: “What’s your worst quality?”
Sophie: “My potty mouth. I like to swear.”
They then go Sumo surfing and it’s terrible. It’s basically sur...
September 21, 2017
The Bachelorette – Episode Two
We’re back Bachie watchers and I AM IN LOVE WITH SOPHIE MONK!!! I LOOOOVE HER! LOVE HER!!!!! LOVE. HER!!!
Let’s get into it.
Single Date
Jarrod wins the very first, first date and makes Sam who scored last nights’ double date rose, and pretty boy Blake, very sad.
They go to a football stadium where they will be climbing to the top of some outdoor lights before doing a high-wire walk from one light to the other. UMMM. WHAT??????!!!!!????
RUNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They’re both afraid of heights b...
September 14, 2017
The Bachelor – FINALE
We open on a recap of his dating history with Elise and Laura of The Rings! Spoiler – it’s very brief considering we’re only up to Episode Fifteen. Now let’s meet Matty’s family!
Elise Meets the Family
Elise is invited to meet Matty’s family – which consists of a bunch of his brothers and his mum. Sister Kate of the “Leah Incident” is unable to fly due to being pregnant.
Elise undergoes an interrogation from Brother Tom, and it ends with her admitting that she’s in love with him. Tom says tha...
September 13, 2017
The Bachelor – Episode Fifteen
We’re here people! FINAL THREE!!! WE ARE NEARLY AT THE END!
Laura Single Date
We start off with a single date with Laura Of The Rings, who gets driven around in a hotrod before they end up jumping off a cliff to Paraglide about the place.
^ I’m sure it’s meant to be a metaphor for falling in love or taking a leap of faith or something, but this would literally be me, desperately clinging to land.
STUFF THAT GUY!
They retired to a couch later that night to discuss feelings and their first date...
September 7, 2017
The Bachelor – Episode Fourteen
We’re at home visits people! HOME VISITS! Matty is about to go to Elise, Tara, Laura Of The Rings and Florence’s homes! He’s going to meet their families. THINGS ARE GOING TO GO DOWN!
YAAASSSS!!!!
Tara
First up we have Tara who has invited Matty to meet her at Movie World where she’s booked it out. Wait. HOW DOES ONE HAVE THIS PRIVILEGE?
So after they have a lovely day at Movie World the rollercoaster continues as Matty meets Tara’s family. In particular her brother, Troy. Troy starts dril...
September 6, 2017
The Bachelor – Episode Thirteen
We’re into the final few weeks Bachie watchers. I’m excited! Who will win? My money is on Tara – which means she will be booted soon. *Sad face*
Let’s do this!
Group Date
We start tonight with the remaining 6 girls rocking up to some giant house in Sydney. They’re playing a game where he will be asking questions about them while Osher scores the answers. They’re competing for a chance to win alone time with Matty at a James Blunt concert.
Ohhhh plot twist! So the girls have to stand on boxes...
August 31, 2017
The Bachelor – Episode Twelve
We open tonight’s episode and immediately get Osher entering girl HQ and handing over a single date card. I guess we’re straight into it tonight.
Single Date
Flo scores the single date and Matty whisks her off in a helicopter to the blue mountains to recreate scenes from Ghost.
Oh, my love, my darling
I’ve hungered, for some food
A long, lonely time
Time goes by so slow in girl HQ
And a date can do so much
Bachie are you still mine?
I need your Rose
I need your Rose
God speed your Rose to me...
The Bachelor – Episode 12
We open tonight’s episode and immediately get Osher entering girl HQ and handing over a single date card. I guess we’re straight into it tonight.
Single Date
Flo scores the single date and Matty whisks her off in a helicopter to the blue mountains to recreate scenes from Ghost.
Oh, my love, my darling
I’ve hungered, for some food
A long, lonely time
Time goes by so slow in girl HQ
And a date can do so much
Bachie are you still mine?
I need your Rose
I need your Rose
God speed your Rose to me...
