C. Litka's Blog, page 50
May 1, 2020
Five Years in Self-Publishing

I published my first novel, A Summer in Amber, five years ago, on 23 April 2015. I had been writing it off and on, along with Some Day Days, and The Bright Black Sea, over the previous five or six years. I was writing them for the joy of creating daydreams and setting them to words. I never had any intention of trying to get them traditionally published. I haven’t the heart, or stamina, to play that game. And, at sixty-five years of age, I was too old to start a career in writing. Plus, I didn’t need the money. So it was either just write them for myself – or, if I felt that they were good enough, self publish them.
Five years ago, I decided that A Summer in Amber was good enough. So I self-published it on Smashwords and Amazon.
But, I didn’t care to play the indie-publishing game either. I’d do only what I enjoyed doing and not what I didn’t. I enjoyed dreaming up stories and setting them down in words. I liked to paint, and enjoyed making covers for the book. I don’t like to spend money. So I’d not spend money on them. Plus, I’m a shy person, and I am uncomfortable promoting my work. So between not liking to spend money, and hating the whole promotional process, I decided to make it easy for people to give my books a try by simply clicking the buy button, with no need to reach for their wallets. I opted to just share them for free. Better read than unread. I’d do it my own way. And have.
As a result, self-publishing has been a very enjoyable – and rewarding experience. I’m not tied to any deadlines. I don’t set a daily word count to make. Writing works best with a routine, and when I write, I do have a routine, putting in 2 to 5 hours a day in morning and optional evening sessions. But I only need to write 5 to 6 months (or less) in a year to produce one book a year, so I don’t get burned out. The rest of the time I just try to dream up stories. It’s getting harder these days to do that, but, remember, I have no deadlines that I must meet. So far I’ve made all the ones I set for myself. It’s stress-free writing. And thanks to my great volunteer beta readers, all my books have gotten better as time has gone on. Thanks, guys!
Of course, you don’t get rich doing what I’m doing in this business, but I not poorer for it either. I never intended to get rich in this business. I intended to have fun, and I am.
So what have I accomplished? My numbers for my fifth year in the business are below:
Book Title / Release Date
5th Year Sales* *Note: sales are mostly FREE books
Total Sales* To date
*Note: sales are mostly FREE books
A Summer in Amber
23 April 2015
818
7,216
Some Day Days
9 July 2015
726
3,853
The Bright Black Sea
17 Sept 2015
2,656
12,495
Castaways of the Lost Star
--
2,176
The Lost Star’s Sea
13 July 2017
1,962
5,983
Beneath the Lanterns
13 Sept 2018
1,087
2,240
Sailing to Redoubt
15 March 2019
1,043
1,604
The Prisoner of Cimlye
2 April 2020
244
244
Total 5th Year Sales
8,530
35,805
Yearly Sales History:Year One, 2015/16: 6,537 (3 books released) Year Two, 2016/17: 6,137 (1 book released) Year Three, 2017/18: 6,385 (1 book released) Year Four, 2018/19: 8,225* (2 books released) *1950 one day sales included. (6,275 w/o)Year Five, 2019/20: 8,530 (1 book released)
Past Yearly reports can be found here:Year 1: https://clitkabooks.blogspot.com/2016/05/a-window-to-self-publishing.htmlYear 2: https://clitkabooks.blogspot.com/2017/05/two-years-of-free-books.htmlYear 3: https://clitkabooks.blogspot.com/2018/05/3-years-in-self-publishing.htmlYear 4: https://clitkabooks.blogspot.com/2019/05/four-years-in-self-publishing.html
Highlights of Year Five
Despite my pessimistic forecast in my Year Four Review, Year Five was my best sales year yet, though only by 305 books. However, during Year Four Amazon reported a one day sale of 1,950 copies that they said were legit… but remains a mystery. If you discount that strange day, this year was significantly better than last year.
The sales of A Summer in Amber and Some Day Days have begun to lag, now five years after their release, both being down significantly from last year. On the other hand, The Bright Black Sea had its best sales year save for the year of its release. Sales of The Lost Star’s Sea remains steady at about 2,000 copies a year. Sales for the newer books were also up from last year, though still modest. No breakout hits, so far.
Amazon.Sailing to Redoubt was priced at $.99 on Amazon for several months in 2020, and I sold just a handful of copies, which tells me that I still don’t have a large enough of a following to even dream of making money selling by books. (But then, I don’t dream of doing it.) The fact that it was not free, however, suppressed its sales on Amazon, so I might have done a little better if they had not decided to price match that title. That said, I had a great run of sales after Christmas and the holidays, and though it tapered off, I can’t complain at all.
Smashwords. I had a great year on Smashwords. With their new storefront, I saw a significant bump in sales – until, 9 October 2020, after which, I didn’t. It seemed that a trap door was opened, and sales dropped into the pit below (with crocodiles). I don’t know what changed, but I still do pretty well on Smashwords, so I’ll not complain here either.
Google. For a while there it looked like my sales on Google where shooting up to over a hundred copies a month. But that did not continue. They fell back and have leveled off at between 50 and 70 copies a month. Nice, but unfortunately the 122 sales in October on Google proved to be a fluke. But, hey, 50 -70 copies rounds sales out nicely each month. So I’m not going to complain here either.

The Prisoner of Cimlye, 2020’s Novel. Unlike in year four, when I released two books, I only released one book during this year, The Prisoner of Cimlye, and that, just this past month, on 2 April 2020. Since it is the epilogue to Sailing to Redoubt, with sales of that book just a bit over 1,600 copies, I’m not expecting it to be my breakout book. I struggled this past year to come up with a story that I wanted to write, and didn’t lose interest in it after I started writing it. It happened a couple of times this past year. I’ve been avoiding sequels since The Lost Star’s Sea. Sequels appeal only to the people who have read – and liked – the previous book. I don’t think I have books that have sold in the volume that I would consider worth writing a sequel to. My theory is that it is better to keep casting for that breakout story with a brand new story until you catch the big one. That, anyway, was my thinking...
However, any port in a storm. Finding myself facing the prospect of not writing anything for more than a year, I decided to write a story that I had in my head and knew that I needed to write, sooner or later, even if it was a sequel to a book that has, to date, sold only 1,600 copies. I aimed to write just a novella, (40,000 words) and ended up with a nice, pulp-standard novel of 54,000 words. Better yet, I wrote and published it, start to finish, in just 61 days, just like the big sellers do on Amazon. And, a new release always gooses sales, so it is better than nothing.
I think this style of story will be my new standard going forward. I write episodic novels anyway, so writing and publishing an episode at a time, especially with established characters, seems to be the way to go forward, given my creative struggles.
Looking Forward to Year Six
Last year in my Four Years in Self-publishing post, link above, I wrote that I thought that this past year would be a tough year, and did not expect to do all that well for a number of reasons. While my results this past year defied my pessimism, all of the reasons I felt would make it hard to move books last year, still apply for this coming year. However, it is impossible to predict what effect the pandemic and economic downturn will have on my sales. Free books may look ever more attractive in the coming months, though I’m not holding my breath. Still, you never know.
I would like to publish at least one more short novel this calendar year, and perhaps two before I post my Year Six Review. We’ll see, plans gang aft agley.
So here I am, five years latter. It’s been fun. It’s been rewarding. And I think, given the actual amount of work I’ve put into the project, its been very successful. That’s my story, and I’m sticking with it.
Published on May 01, 2020 05:14
April 28, 2020
All Systems Red Review

All Systems Red, by Martha Wells, is the first of four “The Murderbot Diaries” novellas feathering the SecUnit who calls itself Murderbot. It won the 2018 Nebula and Hugo Awards for best novella.
I don’t read a lot of contemporary science fiction, or indeed the science fiction of any era these days. Except for a few authors I know and like, I may sample just a book or two a year. So, given my limited exposure to modern science fiction, and as writer myself, what do I think of All Systems Red?
It was okay.
Damned by faint praise?
What may be more damning, in my view, is all the novellas that didn’t win. All Systems Red does not, in my opinion, set a high bar of excellence. So what does that say about the rest? Maybe there were not a lot to choose from, so the best of the lot didn’t have to be brilliant. I can't say.
Or it may be just me. I like novels, so a cut down novel, or an extended short story doesn’t fit my preferred style of story. That said, it was okay enough for me to read it to the end. I don’t read bad books to the end.
Since this is a famous four year old story, most science fiction fans have already read it, so I’ll skip the story summery, and just share my thoughts on the story.
The story opens with giant worm breaking out of a crater to threaten a survey team. The team’s hired security bot, “Muderbot” acts swiftly to save several members of the survey team from the jaws of this worm. It reads like an opening action scene straight out of lesson one of How to Write a Thrilling Story 101. In short, while it gets the job done of introducing the character, it is pretty standard, unoriginal fare.
And speaking of unoriginal fare, a planetary survey team facing danger on a planet is one of the most well worn tropes in the first three or four decades of science fiction, to the point were it is almost a cliché. No points for originality so far.
There is no real sense of place in the story. The planet is so generic that there are episodes of the original Star Trek with more convincing locales.
As for the story that follows… Well, Jason Sheehan says in his review for NPR, “The story itself is simple to the point of nonexistence.” It is certainly rudimentary. A series of unexplained computer system failures leads to finding another survey team on the planet massacred, which sends our team fleeing the unknown killers. The mystery of why the killers were acting this way, and how they were saved seems to have been pulled, more or less, out of the hat. Not that it matters. None of this stuff matters.
All this doesn’t matter because the story is a character study of the first (non)person narrator, Murderbot, a half mechanical, half biological “SecUnit.” It is sort of an introvert Bender – snarky, indifferent, haunted by its past, or rather what it can remember of its past, but, unlike Bender, very shy and uncomfortable around humans. Why a security bot is part machine, and part organic is not clear. It seems a weakness, not a strength, as there are pure sentient machines in the stories as well. I assume it is because Wells wanted to explore what a person is. Is this half machine a person?
Murderbot is, however, a special SecUnit because it had, somehow, managed to hack its control unit, its “governor,” giving it free will. It can no longer be controlled. I find it hard to imagine how it even knew how to disable its interior control governor without giving a hint to all the systems that monitored it, or how it reached it to alter it. And if it knew how, you’d think every other SecUnit, would know as well and be able to do it too. Just what makes Murderbot so extraordinary, and apparently unusual is not explained. Murderbot also seems to be able to hack any, or almost any, computer system. Not only is one is left wondering how it learned how to do so with relative ease, but you’d have to wonder why these systems wouldn’t be more secure than they apparently are. However, in a world where everything is connected and surveillance omnipresent, I suppose that being able to hack these systems to defeat them is a necessary skill for the stories in the series to work.
The story, as told by the SecUnit, Murderbot is largely concerned with the various procedures it implements to protect the humans in its charge from danger. During the story, Murderbot finds itself caring for its human charges, and they show concern for it – which makes it very uncomfortable. It prefers being treated as a machine rather than as a person, and finds it unnerving when they treat it like a person, and especially when they see it without its armor as basically a human. Jason Sheehan, whose review is actually very positive, sees the story as a “coming out” story – of a constructed entity finding its personhood, with the awkwardness and fear such a step entails for a very “shy” SecUnit.
Be that as it may, you still have to put up with the trite setup, almost nonexistent story line, the generic setting, and all the techno-procedural mumbo-jumbo that makes up the bulk of the story. I did, hence my “It’s okay” rating.
However.
Martha Wells is an experienced writer, so you should probably assume that she knows just what she’s doing. And in that case…
I also write first person narratives. My approach is that the narrator tells the story from his point of view. (All my stories use male narrators, hence the “his.”) A number of reviews have said that my stories need an editor – presumably to eliminate nonessential wordage. I would reply that it is the characters in the story who are telling the story and they are not professional writers. These characters may include details that are unnecessary for the story’s plot, from a professional writer’s point of view, but are, nevertheless, significant to the character. I think that these non-essential details make the story feel more authentic. I believe that Martha Wells is doing the same thing. Since she has the SecUnit Murderbot tell the story, it would, naturally, tell the story from its point of view. It may well be blind to the beauties of the planet. It may well view the human characters as flat, two dimensional more or less standard humans. And main focus of its story would be its techno-procedural actions that it used to protect the humans in its charge. Seen from this point of view, the limitations of the story that I outlined above, are simply the limitations and priorities of the story’s narrator, Murderbot. Which is clever.
Still. It took me four days to finish the story. And so it is still just okay.
And yet.
I have some additional thoughts after reading the three subsequent novellas in the Muderbot Diaries series, Artificial Condition, Rouge Protocol, and Exit Strategy. Since the series focuses on, and comes back around to the events of in All Systems Red, I can’t help but wonder if Wells and her publisher decided to take what would have been an episodic novel and divide it up and sell it as four novellas.
In any event, the three novellas that follow, are, in my opinion, much better stories. Murderbot becomes a more interesting character at as it continues to explore is personhood and its relationship with humans and other constructed entities. Not wanting to be a pet of the humans it saved in All Systems Red, it runs away to find its own life. In these stories Wells casts Murderbot as a Philip Marlowe type of hardboiled private eye, since now, without its armor, it can pass itself off as an augmented human. In Artificial Condition it hires itself to a group of people looking to hire a security consultant to ride shotgun on an iffy rendezvous with a dubious and dangerous person. And if Murderbot is now Phillip Marlowe in this story, it has acquired a new sidekick, a sentient ship who acts like a Nero Wolf type of character who can pull techno-strings and provide support in the background. All of which makes this story a much more compelling read. In Rouge Protocol,Murderbot is searching for evidence to help the people it saved in All Conditions Red, in their continuing fight against the evil corporation that tried to murder them. In doing so, it ends up saving another group of people from this evil corporation which is trying to protect its illegal activities. And inExit Strategy, we find Murderbot once again saving the leader of the first group, who had been kidnapped by the evil corporation.
In all of these stories there is a ton of techno-procedural mambo-jumbo – hacking this system and controlling those drones or that machine. They are thriller/military sf stories set in a high-tech dragon and dungeons maze within large space stations. In many cases I didn’t get a clear picture of the locales, but I guess that doesn’t matter in the end. The stories are about Murderbot, and if you like the character, you’ll enjoy the stories. I like character focused stories and so I enjoyed these stories, especially the last three. I’d give the series an almost four star rating as a whole, the opening story giving the series the "almost."
Published on April 28, 2020 07:18
April 25, 2020
Remarks and Observations Directed at the Clouds

This is another installment of my Observations and Remarks Directed at the Clouds project. A brief one. The odd thing about blogs is that they only work well if readers read every post as it is posted. Or if each post is completely unrelated to the others. Otherwise, you end up reading the posts backwards, and then have to make sense of them. Since I doubt that anyone reads this blog as each post is posted, I thought I’d just take a moment in the short post to bring anyone interested up to speed on what the current series of post is all about.
As I mentioned, in the first post of this series, that I’m not currently writing any fiction – the stories I’m considering writing have yet to jell to the point were I can confidently know that I can write them right to their end. And with that being the case, and with time on my hands, I decided to write a series of opinion pieces on various subjects. The first entries in this series, below, are on TV shows – one bad one, and a bunch of good ones, finishing up with the best in the post below. (Crash Landing on You).
My upcoming entry in this series will be a review of Martha Wells’ All Systems Red Murderbot novella. It’s been out now for something like four years, and I’m sure that just about everyone who would be interested in it, has read it. Still I am just now getting around to reading it – because it’s price was right. Free. This past week Tor.com gave away ebook copies of all four novellas in the series to promote Wells’ upcoming Murderbot novel. So with the price being right, I picked them up and will share my opinion of the first of them.
I have to admit that I don’t think I’m very good at writing these essays and reviews But, on the theory that practice makes perfect, I’m planning to continue to try my hand at it, on whatever subject I have a strong opinion about, especially the ones that I think the world should pay attention to. But wont. (“That’s a joke, son.”)
So here is a brief teaser of my upcoming All Systems Red review.
All Systems Red, by Martha Wells, is the first of four novellas feathering the SecUnit who calls itself Murderbot. It won the 2017 Nebula and Hugo Awards for best novella.
I am not much of a reader of contemporary science fiction, or indeed of science fiction from any era these days. I have a wall of books, but except for a few authors I know I like, I only sample a couple of books a year these days. So, given my limited exposure to modern science fiction, and as someone who writes stories as well, what do I think of All Systems Red?
It was okay.
Damned by faint praise.
To be continued….
Published on April 25, 2020 18:48
April 21, 2020
Remarks and Observations Directed at the Clouds -- Crash Landing on You

It’s been a bit of a struggle writing this review of Crash Landing on You. Why?Because I like it so much. It is perhaps my favorite TV show or movie of all time, if only because there areno actors in Crash Landing on You as bad as the actorwho played Gilbert Blythein Anne of Green Gables. So, because this show resonates with me, it is hard to know how much of what I see in it, you'll see as well. Still, I have to believe that most, thoughnot all, people – who take the time to watch the first two episodes – willfind it a very entertaining show, well worth their time. So, even if you take my ravings with a grain of salt, I think most of you willthank me for turning you on to this show. Feel free to let me know if I’m right or wrong.
In translation, Crash Landing on Youis a pretty silly title. It is also known as Love’s Crash Landing and Crash Landing of Love. My working title would be From the South, With Love.
In the first episode we meet Yoon Se-ri,awealthy South Korean entrepreneur and founder of a successful cosmetic company. Her father, the head of a vast conglomerate,has just been released from prison and intends to turn over the helm of his company to his heirs. (A disclaimer assures us that this is all fictional. It doesn’t resemble Samsung at all… move along.) GivenSe-ri’strack record of success, and the fact that his sons leave muchto be desired, he names Se-ri to the post, to their great dismay and anger. But before she can be officially named at the stockholders meeting, she goes hang gliding, and iscarried away by a sudden windstorm and tornado, disappearingwithout a trace.

The tornado scene is rather silly, but I have to believe that it’sa wink and a nod to the tornado scene in Wizard of Oz. The director, Lee Jeong-hyo, called the show a “fantasy,” and I can’t help but see the parallels between it and the Wizard of Oz. Both Dorthy and Se-ri find themselves in a strange land, Dorthy,not in Kansas, and Se-re,not in South Korea. They both want to find a way home. And they both meet interesting charactersalong the way, some friendly and helpful, whileothers are ruthlessly dangerous.

Se-ri wakes upthe morning following the storm to find herself dangling from a tree in her hang gliding harness. Thereshe is discovered by the North Korean armyCaptain Ri Jeong-hyeok, whosesoldiers are patrolling the North/South border. He orders her to come down, and when she unhitches the harness to do so, she falls, or, as she later corrects him, “descends” into his arms, hence the title. While she manages to escape him and his soldiers, she fails to find her way back across the demilitarized zone to South Korea and ends up in a North Korean village early the next morning. There, she is about to be discovered by the cruel and corrupt Lt Col. Cho, of the dreaded State Security Bureau, whose custody she rightly belongs in. But Captain Ri, fearful of what mighthappen to her in their hands, saves her from discovery – thusputtinghis head, and those of his faithful group of subordinates, in the noose bydoing so.

And that, briefly, is the first episode. It sets up the premise and stakes, but I don’t think that you get the full flavorandconsiderable charm of this show until you get into the second and subsequent episodes, which is why I suggest that you watch the first two episodes, before deciding if it is worth your time or not.
So what makes it so special for me? First, the writing by Park Ji-eun. Shehas written a number of very popular TV dramas, and is know for her realistic dialog. I think the dialog in this showis brilliant -- witty andclever, powerful and revealing in turn. Credit must also be given to the subtitle translators, as it’s brilliance comes across in their translations. The plot is intricate, involving intrigues on both sides of the divide.And throughout the story there is always an underlying tension of the dire consequences, shouldher true origins be discovered. Sometimes it is muted, while other times it becomes acute, withaction scenes and some violence, but it’snot gratuitous. However,for me, I love the show for the characters Park Ji-eun has created. And not only the lead characters, but the supporting cast as well. There has to be at least two dozen characters that wecome to know as the show progresses. Many have backstories that make them seem like real people, with real feelings, and concerns. They’re not just there to dress the set, or to deliver lines to the main characters. And since the story has a run time of 19 ½ hours, Park Ji-eun can and does use that run time to bring many characters to life.

The other thing that makes the writing great, is that she pays attention to details – to the little things, the quirks, vanities, fears, and ambitions of the characters are sketched in with a hundredcleverincidents, filled withlittle details in the settings, the scenes, and the everyday dialogues.
The actors, one and all, are wonderful. Son Ye-jin who plays Yoon Se-ri, is simply outstanding in the role. She was very good in Something in the Rain – she won awards for that role – but the character she plays here has so much more…. Is it agencythe word I’m looking for? Se-ri is smart, witty, kind, and yet vulnerable. She has faced adversity before, and once again rises to the many occasions in the story. Not only can Son Ye-jin play this role with effortless charm, but she can say so much with just a look. Plus there is great chemistry between her, and Captain Ri, played by Hyun Bin, despite him having to play the strong, silent type.

And lastly, the production values. I don’t know how close the real North Korea is to the North Korea in this show, but it probably doesn’t matter. The settings are all well selected and shot beautifully. I’m no expert on cinematography, but I can’t help but be impressed by how creatively and expressively the scenes are filmed. Parasite, a South Korean filmwon the Best Film Oscar award in 2020, and though I haven’t seen it, I’m not surprised it did, after watching these Korean TV show. They know the art. If I have one complaint, itis that, like on all the Korean shows I watched, the background music sometimesescapes from the background, and canovershadow the scene. But that’s a minor gripe.

I should note here, that at the end of each episode they start showing stills from the episode, with the theme music. THIS IS USUALLY NOT THE END OF THE EPISODE. I discovered that many of the episodes have a “post-credit” scene after this montage which add deft little touches to the episode, or fill in bits of the backstory of our main characters. I didn’t know this the first time we watched it, and I don’t think we missed anything important my not seeing them, but you’ll want to see them, so don’t leave early.
I’ve watched a lot of good shows from China, Taiwan, and Korea. Many of them are very good, all have been entertaining. But Crash Landing on You, lands just a little above the best of them. I don’t know why anyone wouldn’t be entertained by it. Of course, you have to read the subtitles if you don’t speak Korean, but I find that I really like reading subtitles. It draws you into the show because you are not only watching, but reading the dialog as the rest of the story – the action and scenery is shown to you. And, well, Korean is a very expressive language tonally – especially the way women speak it, so you'll not miss anything by reading the English translation. So, all in all, I think this show is a gem. And I have to admit that I’ve already watched it for a second time – and will watch it again, if not again.
Let me know what you think of it! Enjoy! (And stay safe!)

Published on April 21, 2020 19:54
April 20, 2020
Remarks and Observations Directed at the Clouds -- Korean TV Shows

In this episode of an old man yelling at the clouds, I’m going to highlight a number of excellent Korean TV shows, or if you're hip enough, “K-dramas.” I must admit that despite my interest in China and Asia, I have paid no attention to Korea. It seemed like a minor player in the area, sort of a minor offshoot of China and Chinese history. And as a result, I didn’t pay much attention to its TV shows many of which are offered by Netflix. I did sample one comedy, whose name I can’t recall, but it seemed rather silly, and quickly forgot it. Later, I tried three episodes of the historical drama Mr Sunshine, but found it a bit more violent than I cared for. All that changed when, with nothing else to watch, I tried the Korean historical drama, Rookie Historian Goo Hae-ryung.I think I watched three episodes before I decided to invite my wife to watch with me. (I audition these shows before suggesting that she might like them as well.) In any event, it was a winner.
Ah, don’t let the silly translation of the show titles put you off. The shows are nowhere near as silly as their English titles might suggest.

Rookie Historian Goo Hae-ryung (16 episodes Netflix)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rookie_Historian_Goo_Hae-ryung
The story is set in the 18thcentury Korea. It, like those Chinese historical dramas, is centered around the court of the Chosen Dynasty, who employed court historians that recorded everything that went on in the court. These historians were historically independent of the King’s authority and allowed to record what was said and what they observed, impartially. In the story it is decided to add a number of female historians to the department, in part, to try to discover who is behind a perceived threat to the king. Our heroine, Goo Hae-ryung, escaping from an arranged marriage, and wanting to be something more than a wife of an official, applies and is accepted as one of these female apprentice historians.
As with all the shows that I like, Rookie Historian Goo Hau-ryung is a mixture of comedy, romance, plus mystery, intrigue, danger and drama all deftly woven together in one story. And like almost all of the shows, it is carried along by an appealing female lead. The male romantic lead is a cloistered prince who moonlights as a writer or romance novels. The story unfolds, sometimes with a lighthearted episode, and sometimes with a dark episode full of danger and/or tears as the main characters come ever closer to the central mystery of what happened a decade before to bring to power the current kings slowly comes to light.

The actors, female and male, in this, and indeed, in all the Korean shows I’ll talk about are wonderful. The writing is clever, funny, and dramatic in turn – and so must be the translators as well. Compared to their Chinese counterparts, the settings are much less elaborate, and the courts less impressive, but I think the stories are tighter, and more focused.
On interesting feature of this and the following show, is that marriage is not the end all, be all of the heroine. In both, they pursue their own futures, independently of their true love.
I’d rate Rookie Historian Goo Hae-ryung 4 ½ stars.
Next up is another historical drama set roughly in the same time period as Rookie Historian. The name is still silly, the men still wear those silly looking hats and it still concerns intrigues of the court.

My Sassy Girl (16 episodes Netflix)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Sassy_Girl_(TV_series)
The heroine of this story is a princess, whose mother was supposedly killed in thwarted palace coup ten years before the beginning of the story. She is free spirited and bold, often escaping the confines of the palace. Worse for drink, she is saved from falling from a bridge by the male lead, a scholar just returned from China, and things get more complicated after that. Later, he is appointed the teacher for the princess’s little brother, and together, with much bickering in the beginning, they set out to unravel the mystery of her mother’s supposed death, and its implications in the court. Like Rookie Historian, there are lighthearted, largely comical episodes along with dark, dangerous, and dramatic episodes. Both my wife and I looked forward each evening to watching the next episode. (We limit ourselves to one a night.) Another winner.
Another 4 ½ star show.
I can highly recommend both of these shows, though it probably takes watching the first two episodes to get fully involved with the characters and the story line, but once in, I think that you’ll enjoy the ride.
Next we turn to shows set in modern Korea.

Romance is a Bonus Book (16 episodes, Netflix)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romance_Is_a_Bonus_Book
The story is largely set in a small Korean publishing house, and if you like books, it is interesting just on that account alone – how books to be published are decided upon, printed, sold and, if necessary, disposed of in Korea. The story concerns a woman who took time off from work in an advertising to raise her daughter. Now divorced, she tries to get back into the business, but finds that no one wants a 30 something year old woman who is 10 years out of the business. To make ends meet, she secretly works as the housekeeper of an old friend, and when she finds herself homeless, stays in his attic as well, until discovered. Unable to get a job in her field, she applies for an internship at this friend’s publishing firm, without listing her university degree, and gets the low level job… And well, once more we have a romantic comedy, with a dollop of mystery. It is a very character focused show, with a likable ensemble cast, and without any great soap opera/melodramatic endings, like a number of other shows like this seem to think you need.
I liked it a lot. 4 ½ stars, yet again.

Something in the Rainhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Something_in_the_Rain
This proved to be a darker romantic drama than I expected. It has its comedy elements, and its romance, but it has a lot more drama and heartbreak than I usually prefer. What it does have going for its female romantic lead, Son Ye-jin. Son Ye-jin is simply a wonderfully expressive actor. Here she plays a 35 year old coffee company supervisor who falls in love with her brother’s best friend, who is some 10 years younger. This romance is bitterly opposed by her mother, and most of the family, for reasons that are not quite clear to this viewer, (It might be a cultural thing that I’m missing.) and much drama and heartbreak ensues – along with drama at her office concerning pressing sexual harassment charges. Overall, not exactly my cup of tea, but certainly not bad. We watched the entire series.
On this one, I’d only give it 3 stars – but just because I like my entertainment more lighthearted.

Cinderella and the Four Knights (16 episodes Netflix)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinderella_with_Four_Knights
The premise of this show is that a very rich man has three grandsons from three different and deceased sons living in a modern mansion together, who don’t get along. Two of them are more or less jerks, one is nice, but none of them he considers suitable heirs to his wealth, as they are. One of them, on a bet, hires our heroine to play the role of his fiancee for the 5thwedding of his grandfather. The wealthy grandfather is impressed by the actions of our heroine and hires her to live in the mansion and make his grandsons better people. She accepts, needing the money to go on to college, and set out to complete the missions he assigns her. The first having all three cousins eat a meal together…
Like most of the other shows I’ve reviewed in this series, it is an enjoyable comedy/romance/soap opera. My biggest ding against this one is that it ends with a very melodramatic ending, that I didn’t think necessary. I like slice of life stories, and don’t need a dramatic ending. But I am likely in the minority on this issue.
Because I dislike melodramatic endings, I’m knocking half as star off: 3 ½ stars
Well, I see this rant has gone on longer than I had expected, and I still have one Korean show to go. It, however, is a show that I’m going to gush over, being perhaps the best show I’ve ever seen. I’m already watching it for a second time. So I think I’ll save that for its very own post, coming soon.

Published on April 20, 2020 07:11
Remarks and Observations Directed at the Clouds -- Korean TV Shows (Part 1)

In this episode of an old man yelling at the clouds, I’m going to highlight a number of excellent Korean TV shows, or if you're hip enough, “K-dramas.” I must admit that despite my interest in China and Asia, I have paid no attention to Korea. It seemed like a minor player in the area, sort of a minor offshoot of China and Chinese history. And as a result, I didn’t pay much attention to its TV shows many of which are offered by Netflix. I did sample one comedy, whose name I can’t recall, but it seemed rather silly, and quickly forgot it. Later, I tried three episodes of the historical drama Mr Sunshine, but found it a bit more violent than I cared for. All that changed when, with nothing else to watch, I tried the Korean historical drama, Rookie Historian Goo Hae-ryung.I think I watched three episodes before I decided to invite my wife to watch with me. (I audition these shows before suggesting that she might like them as well.) In any event, it was a winner.
Ah, don’t let the silly translation of the show titles put you off. The shows are nowhere near as silly as their English titles might suggest.

Rookie Historian Goo Hae-ryung (16 episodes Netflix)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rookie_Historian_Goo_Hae-ryung
The story is set in the 18thcentury Korea. It, like those Chinese historical dramas, is centered around the court of the Chosen Dynasty, who employed court historians that recorded everything that went on in the court. These historians were historically independent of the King’s authority and allowed to record what was said and what they observed, impartially. In the story it is decided to add a number of female historians to the department, in part, to try to discover who is behind a perceived threat to the king. Our heroine, Goo Hae-ryung, escaping from an arranged marriage, and wanting to be something more than a wife of an official, applies and is accepted as one of these female apprentice historians.
As with all the shows that I like, Rookie Historian Goo Hau-ryung is a mixture of comedy, romance, plus mystery, intrigue, danger and drama all deftly woven together in one story. And like almost all of the shows, it is carried along by an appealing female lead. The male romantic lead is a cloistered prince who moonlights as a writer or romance novels. The story unfolds, sometimes with a lighthearted episode, and sometimes with a dark episode full of danger and/or tears as the main characters come ever closer to the central mystery of what happened a decade before to bring to power the current kings slowly comes to light.

The actors, female and male, in this, and indeed, in all the Korean shows I’ll talk about are wonderful. The writing is clever, funny, and dramatic in turn – and so must be the translators as well. Compared to their Chinese counterparts, the settings are much less elaborate, and the courts less impressive, but I think the stories are tighter, and more focused.
On interesting feature of this and the following show, is that marriage is not the end all, be all of the heroine. In both, they pursue their own futures, independently of their true love.
I’d rate Rookie Historian Goo Hae-ryung 4 ½ stars.
Next up is another historical drama set roughly in the same time period as Rookie Historian. The name is still silly, the men still wear those silly looking hats and it still concerns intrigues of the court.

My Sassy Girl (16 episodes Netflix)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Sassy_Girl_(TV_series)
The heroine of this story is a princess, whose mother was supposedly killed in thwarted palace coup ten years before the beginning of the story. She is free spirited and bold, often escaping the confines of the palace. Worse for drink, she is saved from falling from a bridge by the male lead, a scholar just returned from China, and things get more complicated after that. Later, he is appointed the teacher for the princess’s little brother, and together, with much bickering in the beginning, they set out to unravel the mystery of her mother’s supposed death, and its implications in the court. Like Rookie Historian, there are lighthearted, largely comical episodes along with dark, dangerous, and dramatic episodes. Both my wife and I looked forward each evening to watching the next episode. (We limit ourselves to one a night.) Another winner.
Another 4 ½ star show.
I can highly recommend both of these shows, though it probably takes watching the first two episodes to get fully involved with the characters and the story line, but once in, I think that you’ll enjoy the ride.
Next we turn to shows set in modern Korea.

Romance is a Bonus Book (16 episodes, Netflix)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romance_Is_a_Bonus_Book
The story is largely set in a small Korean publishing house, and if you like books, it is interesting just on that account alone – how books to be published are decided upon, printed, sold and, if necessary, disposed of in Korea. The story concerns a woman who took time off from work in an advertising to raise her daughter. Now divorced, she tries to get back into the business, but finds that no one wants a 30 something year old woman who is 10 years out of the business. To make ends meet, she secretly works as the housekeeper of an old friend, and when she finds herself homeless, stays in his attic as well, until discovered. Unable to get a job in her field, she applies for an internship at this friend’s publishing firm, without listing her university degree, and gets the low level job… And well, once more we have a romantic comedy, with a dollop of mystery. It is a very character focused show, with a likable ensemble cast, and without any great soap opera/melodramatic endings, like a number of other shows like this seem to think you need.
I liked it a lot. 4 ½ stars, yet again.

Something in the Rainhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Something_in_the_Rain
This proved to be a darker romantic drama than I expected. It has its comedy elements, and its romance, but it has a lot more drama and heartbreak than I usually prefer. What it does have going for its female romantic lead, Son Ye-jin. Son Ye-jin is simply a wonderfully expressive actor. Here she plays a 35 year old coffee company supervisor who falls in love with her brother’s best friend, who is some 10 years younger. This romance is bitterly opposed by her mother, and most of the family, for reasons that are not quite clear to this viewer, (It might be a cultural thing that I’m missing.) and much drama and heartbreak ensues – along with drama at her office concerning pressing sexual harassment charges. Overall, not exactly my cup of tea, but certainly not bad. We watched the entire series.
On this one, I’d only give it 3 stars – but just because I like my entertainment more lighthearted.

Cinderella and the Four Knights (16 episodes Netflix)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinderella_with_Four_Knights
The premise of this show is that a very rich man has three grandsons from three different and deceased sons living in a modern mansion together, who don’t get along. Two of them are more or less jerks, one is nice, but none of them he considers suitable heirs to his wealth, as they are. One of them, on a bet, hires our heroine to play the role of his fiancee for the 5thwedding of his grandfather. The wealthy grandfather is impressed by the actions of our heroine and hires her to live in the mansion and make his grandsons better people. She accepts, needing the money to go on to college, and set out to complete the missions he assigns her. The first having all three cousins eat a meal together…
Like most of the other shows I’ve reviewed in this series, it is an enjoyable comedy/romance/soap opera. My biggest ding against this one is that it ends with a very melodramatic ending, that I didn’t think necessary. I like slice of life stories, and don’t need a dramatic ending. But I am likely in the minority on this issue.
Because I dislike melodramatic endings, I’m knocking half as star off: 3 ½ stars
Well, I see this rant has gone on longer than I had expected, and I still have one Korean show to go. It, however, is a show that I’m going to gush over, being perhaps the best show I’ve ever seen. I’m already watching it for a second time. So I think I’ll save that for its very own post, coming soon.

Published on April 20, 2020 07:11
April 17, 2020
Remarks and Observations Directed at the Clouds -- Taiwanese TV Shows

This should be a shorter piece than the last several postings, since I’m only going to discuss three Taiwanese TV shows.
The first one, Office Girls, is one of my all time favorites. It’s a 40 episode romantic comedy soap opera. It actually offers an interesting mix of genres, ranging from pure soap opera to slapstick comedy including strange sound effects, and romance, of course. But what I think sets it apart from similar shows I’ve watched, is the great acting and chemistry between the two romantic leads.
Office Girls (40 episodes Netflix)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_Girls
The main “office girl” and female romantic lead Sheng Xin Ren, played by Ko Chia-yen, AKA, Alice Ko. She is a hardworking office worker in a “department store” in Taipei Taiwan. It is a rather interesting setting. The department store is more of what we would call a mall, with independent shops. However, they are all housed in something like an eight story, block-sized building like an old, traditional downtown department store. The male romantic lead, Qin Zi Qi, played by Roy Chiu, is the playboy son of the department store’s owner. After arriving back from an extended stay in the US to earn his MBA, his father insists that if he wants to inherit the business, he must put in a year’s work as a regular employee, plus live on that modest salary, and not tell anyone who he is. And so off we go, with a pampered rich boy trying to live on what he sees as next to nothing, while slowly falling in love with the office girl in his department.
What makes this show work for me is appealing characters, both lead and supporting, the quality of their acting, their onscreen chemistry, and just as importantly, the quality of the writing. As with all these types of shows, the road of romance is never straight, especially one of 40 episodes, and the story does rather veer into familiar soap opera territory towards the end. Still, for me, the characters and their acting are more than enough to carry me along, even if I think things become a little soapier than I’d like. My wife loved the show as well, and as far as I’m concerned, this is is light, escapist entertainment at its best. Five stars.
The second Taiwanese show is another comedy/romance/soap opera. There seem to be dozens of them from Taiwan on Netflix. This one is called Miss Rose, and features Roy Chiu once again as the male romantic lead, paired with a new female lead played by Megan Lai.

Miss Rose (35 episodes Netflix)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Rose
Megan Lai plays an office worker who gets entangled with Roy Chiu’s character, a high powered business man, and a long romance ensues, tangled, with a plot line of corporate intrigue. The mean girl from Office Girlsplays Megan Lai’s nice best friend in this show, and several other actors from Office Girls make their appearances in this show as well. We both enjoyed it, though its not quite as good as Office Girls, so four stars.
As I mentioned, there are a ton of other Taiwanese shows similar these two, and I’ve sampled several more, some with actors from those two shows. One was Bromance which stared Megan Lai From Miss Rose, who played a girl raised as a boy, unconvincingly so. And as the plot soon veered into a rather unbelievable course, I gave up on that one after episode 3. I’ve watched the first episode or two of several more that either failed to hook me, or that I felt I’d wait to continue until I could watch them with my wife.
The last show in this post is La Grande Chaumiere Violette. Now this is not a romantic/comedy/soap opera, but rather, a historical drama – which happens to star Alice Ko (Ko Chia-yen) of Office Girls fame, which is enough to get me to watch it.

La Grande Chaumiere Violette (22 episodes Netflix)https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6158540/
The story is told in flashbacks from the 1980’s. It tells the story of a group of famous Taiwanese artists from the late 1920’s to the 1940’s. During most of this era, Taiwan was the Japanese colony of Formosa, and its people were treated as second class citizens. The show tells the stories of these artists set against the backdrop of repression by the Japanese, and the political unrest as a consequence of it. Then, after the Japanese defeat in WWll, they are occupied by the Nationalist Chinese from the mainland, which prove to be just as bad if not worse than the Japanese. As such, it is not quite my usual light entertainment, but since it concerns art, tea, (the point of view character’s family owns a tea business) and Alice Ko, I watched and enjoyed it. Four stars.
There are still many Taiwanese TV shows to sample, when I have the time. But for now, my next reviews will feature TV shows from Korea – “K-Dramas” – including another of my all time favorite shows.
Published on April 17, 2020 14:04
April 13, 2020
Remarks and Observations Directed at the Clouds – Chinese TV Shows

When I want entertainment, I look for lighthearted, escapist entertainment. I don’t need drama in my life. Adventure, mystery, intrigue, humor, and romance, when handled deftly, are always welcome, at least in books and shows. I value, clever, witty writing, plotting, and good acting. I dislike gaping plot holes, trite, and predictable stories.
I like spending my time in the company of likable characters. Life is too short to put up with jerks, even in books and TV shows. Some unpleasant characters might be unavoidable as antagonists, but as long as I have pleasant characters to carry the story along, I’ll put up with a few rotten eggs. Some of the rotten eggs might even be redeemable.
I like stories that take their time in the telling. Stories that give me a chance to know the characters. I often find that good characters are usually more interesting that the story.
Plus I appreciate high production values – in sets, scenery, costumes, and cinematography.
These are the characteristics that I judge a show, or a book by. Right. On with the reviews.
The first two shows listed below served as my introduction to Chinese TV. They exhibit many of the chief characteristics of Chinese TV shows that I’ve observed over time.
These characteristics include intricate, 20 to 50 hour long, stories. They fall into the soap opera formula, featuring a number of plot threads woven into one long story. They’re in no rush, and will half a minute with nothing more than a character silently pondering his or her situation. Romance is a slow, slow burn. Plus, they are not afraid to make a mix of genres, with drama, action, romance and comedy alternating throughout the story. Another characteristic is that the male lead is of the strong, silent variety. He says very little. Heck, if he ever said what he was thinking, they could cut the number of episodes in half. On the downside, the stories may run a tad too long, and the endings are a bit over the top, at least to my tastes. And well, they have lame titles in translation.
Rather than summarizing the shows myself, I’ve included links that will take you to the wikapedia entry for all the TV shows I mention.

Rookie Agent Rouge (Netflix – not currently available) 45 episodes.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rookie_Agent_RougeThe Disguiser (Netflix – not currently available) 41 episodes.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Disguiser
Both of these shows stories of the Chinese resistance to the Japanese occupation of Shanghai and northern China in the late 1930’s to early 1940’s. Rookie Agent Rouge has a rather pulp story feel to it, while the Disguiser, based on a novel, portrays more of the political aspects of the situation. Both shows show the harsh, and often cruel, nature of this occupation, with torture being the fate of any enemy of Japan.
I enjoyed both of these shows, and I’d rate them 4 stars out of 5

The next two shows I watched were also historical dramas, but this time set in ancient China. A China that is probably more fantasy than historic. They are:
The Rise of Phoenixes (Netflix 70 episodes)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rise_of_PhoenixesThe Princess Weiyoung (Netflix 54 episodes)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Princess_Weiyoung

These shows set in the imperial court or surrounding palaces, and mostly involve court intrigues. Since Chinese emperors had not only a wife but many concubines, they had numerous of sons – all of whom, it seems, wanted to be the next emperor. And who don’t mind bumping off their step brothers to clear their path to the dragon throne. Since they had to conceal their actions from their father, their deadly schemes needed be elaborate, making for much of the drama and intrigue in these shows.
As I mentioned in an earlier post, I enjoyed science fiction for its exotic locales, and these versions of ancient China, with their exotic costumes, customs, along with the occasional kung-fu movie style of action, they manage to create a very exotic setting for their stories. Heck, I enjoy seeing all the exotic costumes and interior designs of these shows offer the viewer.

Image; https://ninja-reflection.com/2018/10/01/rise-phoenixes-novel-ending-ii/
I like my stories to be semi-realistic, without gaping plot holes. However, if I like a show, I’ll cut it some slack, as for example in The Rise of Phoenixes where the female lead does her hair differently, and dresses like a man (though there isn’t all that much difference) to pass herself off as a man. Realistically, this would only work in a kingdom of the blind. But it’s all in good fun.
I’d rate both these shows 4 stars out of 5 as well.
There are many more shows along these lines on Netflix, many of them pure Chinese fantasy, complete with supernatural beings, demons,gods, and all kinds of beings in between. I’ve sampled several, but most are too strange for me. I can, however recommend trying the one listed below.

The Legend of White Snake (Netflix 36 episodes)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Legend_of_White_Snake_(2019_TV_series)
It had some strange, supernatural elements, but it also had interesting and likable characters as well. Another 4 out of 5 show.
Leaving the past behind, we come to stories set in modern China, which, as I mentioned in previous post, is a very futuristic place, since many of its major cities have been largely built within the 21st century. With these contemporary shows I find it interesting to note the cultural differences and similarities between China and the West.
Many of these stories are set within the upper 1% of the Chinese society. You see a lot of wealth on display in these shows – mansions and luxury flats, expensive foreign cars, and high class restaurants. I may have missed some of the gritter shows, but still, for a communist country, they seem to like celebrating their wealth in their TV shows.
I also found the glimpse of college life and life in the dorms rather interesting as well. It is these little glimpses of real life that I find fascinating. From the shows Netflix serves up to me, there are a whole lot of Chinese YA and college age shows. I’ve sampled a few, but that’s not really my thing.

When a Snail Falls in Love (Netflix 16 episodes)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_a_Snail_Falls_in_Love
This show is part mystery, part police procedural, part adventure, and part romance. I enjoyed all the parts.Again, 4 out of 5 stars.
Next, are the two soap opera style, romantic comedies that I and my wife have watched to their conclusions.

Well Intended Love (Netflix 20 episodes)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Well-Intended_Love
Put Your Head On My Shoulder (Netflix 24 episodes)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Put_Your_Head_on_My_Shoulder_(TV_series)
As I mentioned before, the male romantic lead is the strong, silent type which drags out the romance. My feeling is that these stories run a little too long. Well Intended Love had kind of a creepy premise, and a very over the top ending that seemed entirely out of place. I liked the characters, which is my first priority in a show. Put Your Head On My Shoulder is an example of a college romance story.
I’d give them, almost, 4 out of 5 stars, their run times and endings drag them down a bit.

But as I said, there are many more similar romance/comedy shows from China involving young people to choose from on Netflix.
One last show, that I’ve watched, but not to its end, is The King’s Avatar. If you are into computer games, you might be interested in this show as it concerns professional esports players and teams in China. It has “in game” play in the show, and lots of intrigues within and between the teams and such. I’m not into video games, but it does have the key ingredient that I like in a story – likable characters. If I run out of shows, I might continue on with it.
The King’s Avatarhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_King%27s_Avatar_(2019_web_series)

Published on April 13, 2020 18:42
April 10, 2020
Remarks and Observations Directed at the Clouds – Asian TV (Part 1)

After trashing the TV sf show, Vagrant Queen, in the last post, I’m going to tell the clouds about something positive this time around. I’m going to talk about how much I enjoy Asian TV shows, mainly Chinese and Korean TV shows – and why.
But first, a little background on how I came to discover them. I can draw a direct line back sixty years to grade school, and to the fact that I can not memorize by rote. I could not, and still can not, spell words, because spelling, in English, anyway, makes no sense. Rules have been broken at will, (though you dare not try it yourself) and a word’s spelling is not necessarily connected to its modern, or its regional pronunciation. Correct spelling can only be achieved by rote memorization. See Dr Gerard Nolste Trenite’s poem “The Chaos” here: https://the-digital-reader.com/2020/03/03/if-you-can-correctly-pronounce-every-word-in-this-poem-actually-most-people-can/
But enough of that, I’m trying to remain positive in this post. However, I must also mention that to pass a language class in high school, rote memorization was also necessary, at least back in my day. I failed freshman year Spanish in high school, and so I had to take five semesters of a foreign language in college. Given that I could not spell English, it seemed unlikely that I would be able to correctly spell French or German words correctly, (Spanish was a non-starter after my high school experience.) even if I had managed to memorize enough of the grammar to have a chance of passing any test. Faced with this reality, I signed up for Chinese.
Spelling was not a problem in Chinese. True, I had to rote memorize characters, but they, at least, appealed to my artistic side, and how they were constructed was interesting as well. (And since our professors were Taiwanese, we were learning the original characters, not the simplified ones from Mao’s mainland China.) However, I found, as I went along, that Chinese grammar is nice and simple. There are no tenses in Chinese. You simply say when the action occurred without changing the word, i.e. “I yesterday go, I today go, I tomorrow go.” Plus, there is no male or female words, or different social caste conventions, and other such nonsense. The spoken language did depend on how one said the word – it could have four different meanings depending on how it was pronounced – so one has to train one’s ears to catch the subtle differences in the four tones. Still, all in all, it had, for me, a lot of advantages over most other languages. Not, mind you that I was any good at it, for I wasn’t. But, it had one other advantage in 1968 – China was still under Mao and was not playing the large role in the world as it now plays – so that the East Asian department at the University of Wisconsin, wanted students, and was reluctant to flunk them out. Where the French or German departments would’ve had me out on my ear, I managed to get my five semesters in, more or less on the basis that at least I was trying… So I was able to earn a BA in international relations, in which I took all the course I could on China and East Asia, because I knew then, as I know today, that China would be the central power of the 21st century. I did not pursue a career in the foreign service – I didn’t have the right connections, wasn’t motivated enough, and well, it was 1972 and I was not in agreement on how America conducted its foreign policy – and probably will never be.
So, fast forward 40 some years and I discovered some Mandarin language TV shows on Netflix, and decided to give one a try –if only to hear the spoken language to pick out the six words I remembered from two and a half years of college Chinese. And I discovered that I liked the way the Chinese told their stories on TV for a number of reasons.
One of the major reasons is, to put it in a nutshell; they take their time telling stories. One of the first shows I watched was set in Shanghai in the late 1930’s and early 1940’s when the Japanese occupied the city. It was a story of Chinese collaboration and resistance to the Japanese occupation, and was based on a novel. The TV show from this novel probably had a running time of around 35 hours. I liked that they took the time to establish characters and motivations, and allow those characters and their motivations play out over time. The Chinese shows generally have about 40+ episodes of 45 minutes to an hour each. I could watch one a day for a month and a half, allowing it to play out like a soap opera. I doubt that this pace is for everyone, but it is for me – in most cases. I have found that some shows do seem to drag things out and run too long to fill in their time slot, especially the romantic comedies, but still, I’d rather them err on the side of longer than shorter. The Korean shows, on the other hand, run 16 episodes of an hour or more, which is a little more manageable.
The second major reason I enjoy Asian shows is that they portray a different society. Stories set in an exotic world was, and is one, of the major draws of science fiction for me. Stories set in China, and Korea, be it ancient or modern, are set in an exotic world. Neither country scrimps on sets or costumes when they shot a historical show, and their modern settings are both familiar and different at the same time. Chinese cities look like 21st century cities – cities of the future – because they are. And the Korean shows show a lot of different cityscapes, from ultra modern to picturesque neighborhoods with houses seeming piled one on top of the other.
But of course, the differences don’t stop with architecture. I find it fascinating to observe all the little cultural differences as well, from the food they eat, and how they eat it, how they dress and the various social customs these shows display.
For example, one thing all the Chinese shows seem to have in common, is that when one of the characters gets hurt, say a skinned knee, another character will show how much they care for them, by treating their injury, be it only dressing it and putting on the bandage. You can count on someone getting injured and treated by their romantic opposite in every Chinese show. Another way of showing kindness and affection, is giving a person a piece of food. The Chinese each have a bowl of rice, with all the main course of the meal set in the middle of the table. Everyone uses their chopstick to pick out pieces of these dishes to eat, or to place in the rice bowl of the person they wish to show their regard or affection for. It is also, apparently, not considered impolite to speak with your mouth full, and both the Chinese and Korean shows often have characters talking as they eat. And eating very eagerly apparently shows one’s appreciation for the food and hospitality. In short, there are plenty of these little cultural differences to make the shows just that much more interesting. Another surprising thing is how often an English word or phrase is used on conversation, often to emphasis a point – illustrating how common English language in school must be. Americans, at any rate, rarely, if at all, insert a foreign word into their conversations, unless it is that German word one uses when someone sneezes. Which I can’t spell.
Another thing I like about Asian shows is that they take their time to develop their romances. Romance is almost always a very slow burn. Kissing is very rare in Chinese shows. When people are jumping into bed in western shows, the Chinese may be experiencing their first kiss, if that. I’m a fan of the chase in romances, and the chase in these Asian shows is a long, sometimes rocky, sometimes sweet one.
Oh, well, I guess I’ve gone on long enough, talking to the clouds. So to sum up this installment; I like Asian TV shows because they take their time to develop characters and tell a story, I like that they are set in exotic lands, and that, after several hundred hours of watching Chinese shows, I sometimes don’t need the subtitles…
In my next episode of this series, I will tell the clouds about the shows that I've watched, really liked or loved and can recommend.

Published on April 10, 2020 18:59
April 8, 2020
Remarks and Observations Directed at the Clouds -- Vagrant Queen
IntroductionAs an old man of some 70 years, I'm now an elder of society. And as an elder of society, I believe I've the right to yell at the clouds. Hell, as an old man of 70 I've nothing better to do than yell at the clouds. For all the good it will do. And with nothing more to write about my writing, for now, I might as well use this blog to yell at those damn clouds. So this is my first post in a new series of what I shall call, well, let’s see… Remarks and Observations Directed at the Clouds.

First in the series is, the syfy TV show called the Vagrant Queen, which is (allegedly) a science fiction show. Sysf description of the show:
With civilization at stake, it’s one queen, a deadbeat and a mechanic against a whole damn galaxy. Buckle up, because you're in for a wild ride, when Vagrant Queen premieres Friday, March 27 at 10/9c
The 10-episode series follows Elida (Adriyan Rae) from child queen to orphaned outcast, as she scavenges the treacherous corners of the galaxy, always one step ahead of the Republic government out to extinguish her bloodline. When her old friend Isaac ( Tim Rozon ) shows up claiming her mother Xevelyn is still alive, they head off with their new ally, Amae (Alex McGregor), to stage a rescue that will take her back into the perilous heart of her former kingdom and up against a deadly foe from her childhood, Commander Lazaro (Paul du Toit).The first two episodes have been released on Youtube, which allowed me not only to view them, but to tell you just how bad they are, from my viewing of episode one and ten minutes of the second. Ten minutes into the second episode proved to me my limit. I’m not going to do a full recap. Watch’em if you care to.The first episode opens with a ruin in a desert (wow! original) with the title character, our ex-queen now working asa scavenger. One point here, at least the hero is not a bounty hunter. She had justdiscovered a macguffin of some value when she is ambushed by two other scavengers. Who talk a lot, like villains do until she shoots them. One, at least, in cold blood. She’s a hard boiled scavenger. Then we’re off to a space station, with lots of aliens and bars. No points here for originality. Straight out of Firefly, and likely countless othersf shows. (Firefly is about the only one I’ve seen…) She doesn’t get what she expects to get for her macguffin, and well, her ship is a piece of sh*t and needs repairs that she can ill (or not) afford to get done. Next we see some lighthearted shots of some guys playing strip-something, and a lesbian mechanic, before a vast Republic space ship appears announcing that the authorities are boarding the space station to search for a fugitive, our hard boiled ex-queen/scavenger. A shuttle, tiny compared to the great ship, departs from the vast space ship and heads to space station, with a comical villain in command of a pack of storm troopers in black, apparently with three eyes. Those three eyes buys them half a point. The search for our hero aboard the space station occupies the next 40 some minutes, ending in a gun battle as our hero and her new found companions, try to reachher piece of sh*t ship to escape. The battle just comes to a screeching haltwhen the comical Republic villain appears. Everyone just stops shooting so that theycan stand around talking, which villains love to do. I don’t know why our hard boiled hero doesn’t just shot him, since he’s just standing there… but I guess… well, I guess he has a contract for 10 episodes. In the end, a dog-boy alien seems to sacrifice his life so that our heroes can escape in their ship. The comical villain is just left standing there, frustrated. When one of his men suggest that he contact his superiors about what happened, the villain shots him. Our comical villain is also hard boiled. As an aside, I have always wondered why storm troopers wear armor when it provides absolutely no protection. Or why storm troopers don’t shoot pathologically ruthless officers in the back as soon as they turn around and simply claim they were shot in the course of the action. Anyways back to the escape. It goes without a hitch, because that vast Republic spaceship -- remember it? Well, the writers didn't, because it is gone. Not anywhere to be found. I guess it was too inconvenient. I mean, how could they escape if it was still around? It would require some clever idea and writing, which is nowhere to be found here.Episode two has them landing on a planet to make repairs to their sh*tty ship. It opens with them landing on this planet. I will admit that I did not see the threads that had to have been holding up the little model that they were using to film the scene. But that's about all. It looked every bit as real as a Flash Gordon serial out of the 1930’s. Sorry, no points. To repair the ship they need to get some gas. I kid you not. They go off with a 20 gallon container to collect some gas from a wrecked space ship nearby. Yah, in this future, I guess space ships run on gas, just like your Honda. Huh, who would’ve thunk that? I wonder how many lightyears to the gallon do spaceships get?While getting the gas, our hero is attacked by a guy in a monkey suit with extra long arms. Our hard boiled ex-queen/scavenger shoots him or her. This was about ten minutes into the show, or maybe a little less, and well, it was all I could watch. I’m 70 years old. I don’t have the time to waste watching one of the dumbest shows I’ve ever seen.But wait! Maybe, I’m seeing it all wrong. Maybe it is actually a campy comedy! It has all the earmarks of one -- utterly lame, complete with cheesy special effects -- everything was very pre-Star Wars, maybe even pre-Star Trek. The dialog was certainly lame, the jokes, even lamer. The writing in general was pretty much cut and paste from other sf shows, without even bothering to make any sense of it. It is hard to see, in the finished product, that anyone cared about it at all. Certainly not the writers, nor the showrunners, the producers, or the network. Maybe the actors did, though they played like a camp comedy. But then again, aren't camp comedies shows that tried, and failed miserably, to be taken seriously. They ain’t even trying in this one.The first two episodes are free on Youtube. Be sure and let me know if I’m wrong.
Published on April 08, 2020 18:31