Mistress Harley's Blog, page 55
December 15, 2015
Trump is gaining on you all like fools
Eat the Poor: A Modest Proposal for Donald Trump to be President of the United States: Mistress Harley gets Political for the 2016 electionThe poll never stops and no I'm not adding Ted Cruz because the America people would never elect a grown man who calls himself Ted. Also "z" names usually mean your stupid. Trump is still behind Sanders who has an incredible lead with people who have Internet connections and jerk off all day. If you had a real job you would know he's not going to be president of El Beth Shalom.
If Mistress Harley is right you all owe me $50
December 14, 2015
Plenty of Christmas Shopping Days Left!
Look how excited I am opening your giftsWishlistsHubby http://amzn.to/1NRlqdE Food http://amzn.to/1M1zTgBDomestic Homegoods http://amzn.to/1M1zXwX Big Ticket Love http://amzn.to/1NRlxGd Harley's Wishlist http://amzn.to/1M1A2AE
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December 13, 2015
Spend Your XMas Money on Questiosn and Answers
Get to know me. A) What does the last text you sent say? And to whom? Eat the trash, faggot. To: A Faggot
B) What does the last text you recieved say? And from whom? A worship and obey. From the same guy.
C) What time do you wake up most mornings? Anytime between 4am and noon
D) Are you afraid of walking alone at night? Only in street harassment SF
E) What do you do to relax at the end of a stressful day? Get fucked
F) Where did your last kiss take place and with whom? My hubby, like 5 min ago.
G) Do/did you get into trouble a lot at school? Plenty, I dropped out
H) Do you enjoy your job? If unemployed, are you content being so? Love my job www.mistressharley.com
I) Do you often pick up on double entendres and innuendos? I often make them come
J) Have you ever been offered drugs but declined? Only from rapists
K) Have you ever met someone who has completely altered your way of thinking? Yes
L) Have you ever been offered drugs and accepted? Often
M) Tell us something weird that turns you on. Needles
N) When did someone last admit romantic or sexual feelings for you? Was the feeling mutual? Hubby, 5 min ago
O) What is something you have given a lot of thought to lately? Trans issues
P) When did you last swallow your beliefs to avoid an argument or confrontation? I don't swallow anything unless I want too.
Q) Do you usually initiate hugs? No
R) Are you a very affectionate person? No
S) Can you roll your own cigarettes? Yes
T) What are you looking forward to? Money
U) Do you have any tattoos. Do you want any/more? I am tattoos and many more
V) Are you mentally strong? Yes
W) Are you physically strong? Yes
X) Do you think you’re a good person? Storta, like Quark
Y) Name one thing you wish you could change about your life right now. Really could use a Business Analyst, Content Manger who works for free and eats nothing
Z) What do you usually eat for breakfast? Egg and veggies
The last one was too many questions, but this guy still paid the right amount.
B) What does the last text you recieved say? And from whom? A worship and obey. From the same guy.
C) What time do you wake up most mornings? Anytime between 4am and noon
D) Are you afraid of walking alone at night? Only in street harassment SF
E) What do you do to relax at the end of a stressful day? Get fucked
F) Where did your last kiss take place and with whom? My hubby, like 5 min ago.
G) Do/did you get into trouble a lot at school? Plenty, I dropped out
H) Do you enjoy your job? If unemployed, are you content being so? Love my job www.mistressharley.com
I) Do you often pick up on double entendres and innuendos? I often make them come
J) Have you ever been offered drugs but declined? Only from rapists
K) Have you ever met someone who has completely altered your way of thinking? Yes
L) Have you ever been offered drugs and accepted? Often
M) Tell us something weird that turns you on. Needles
N) When did someone last admit romantic or sexual feelings for you? Was the feeling mutual? Hubby, 5 min ago
O) What is something you have given a lot of thought to lately? Trans issues
P) When did you last swallow your beliefs to avoid an argument or confrontation? I don't swallow anything unless I want too.
Q) Do you usually initiate hugs? No
R) Are you a very affectionate person? No
S) Can you roll your own cigarettes? Yes
T) What are you looking forward to? Money
U) Do you have any tattoos. Do you want any/more? I am tattoos and many more
V) Are you mentally strong? Yes
W) Are you physically strong? Yes
X) Do you think you’re a good person? Storta, like Quark
Y) Name one thing you wish you could change about your life right now. Really could use a Business Analyst, Content Manger who works for free and eats nothing
Z) What do you usually eat for breakfast? Egg and veggies
The last one was too many questions, but this guy still paid the right amount.
My Russians Have Returned!
Greetings Comrades! I was worried when my view stats didn't have any Russian hits, but now you're back to being #2 under the United States, like normal. I worry about you guys fighting terrorism and not having enough time to read your Mistress blogs. Stay safe!
December 11, 2015
Review: Mistress Harley's Box of Socks
Mistress Harley's Box of Socks by Mistress HarleyMy rating: 5 of 5 stars
Your first is always your favorite. It's that way with children or millions. Wrote this to mess with one of my customers and now it messes with all of you. Enjoy and you are welcome. www.mistressharley.com
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December 10, 2015
Harley APP for the Holidays
Think about visiting home for the holidays and having no porn. None! Your is looking at you and what you're doing every ten minutes. With the Harley APP you have still be under my complete control and your family will never know.
Coffees with your sister who never shuts up, use the Harley APP to do what you actually want to do. Your family won't even know that you're feeding your porn addiction.
Formal religious events have never been this fun. Help your brother with his tie as you get dominated by Mistress Harley. Dull wedding and services will fly by as I dominate your android phone.
Dating a boring brunette who just wants to sit around and talk about herself all fucking day. Bored by her unexciting dress, clothing, hair and body why should you even have to put up with her? With the Harley APP you can pretend to listen while actually having the sexual experience you want. You will think your sensitive and a good listener if you just say "You're right," every few minutes. I bet everything you do with me she would think is gross and weird. I bet she won't even give you a blow job.
God those dull brunettes come in packs don't they? I bet you they are talking about shoes, food they will eat, food they have eaten, food they can't eat, food they would like to try, smells, more about how things smell, asking you what you smell and then cutting you off when you try to answer, or what a nice guy some asshole is. With the Harley App you can ignore these bitches and do something men actually like. As much as men like sitting around with the extended family drinking wine and watching the news I would guess you'd rather be smoking weed with me.
Financial Domination: Mistress Harley | Mistress Harley App
Coffees with your sister who never shuts up, use the Harley APP to do what you actually want to do. Your family won't even know that you're feeding your porn addiction. 
Formal religious events have never been this fun. Help your brother with his tie as you get dominated by Mistress Harley. Dull wedding and services will fly by as I dominate your android phone. 
Dating a boring brunette who just wants to sit around and talk about herself all fucking day. Bored by her unexciting dress, clothing, hair and body why should you even have to put up with her? With the Harley APP you can pretend to listen while actually having the sexual experience you want. You will think your sensitive and a good listener if you just say "You're right," every few minutes. I bet everything you do with me she would think is gross and weird. I bet she won't even give you a blow job.
God those dull brunettes come in packs don't they? I bet you they are talking about shoes, food they will eat, food they have eaten, food they can't eat, food they would like to try, smells, more about how things smell, asking you what you smell and then cutting you off when you try to answer, or what a nice guy some asshole is. With the Harley App you can ignore these bitches and do something men actually like. As much as men like sitting around with the extended family drinking wine and watching the news I would guess you'd rather be smoking weed with me. Financial Domination: Mistress Harley | Mistress Harley App
December 9, 2015
Author Interview with Mistress Harley Techdomme Q&A
Another customer was just dying to know what I know about writing.You can ask me any questions at findomharley@gmail.com, but I only reply to people who tribute. What were you like at school? I dropped out I and went to college I was smarter than everyone and they hated it.Were you good at English? The best, bust spelling is for the slowWhat are your ambitions for your writing career? Endless like all my ambitionsWhich writers inspire you? Elvira, Joanna Angel, Ulrich Beck,So, what have you written?http://amzn.to/1Mp6u0Q - TECHDOMME
http://amzn.to/1KCfNJq - Techdomme #2http://amzn.to/1JbEIF3 -BOX OF SOCKShttp://amzn.to/1DCouGa -CHEATED AND DEFEATEDhttp://amzn.to/1a68ajn -HARLEY BIBLEhttp://amzn.to/1wWrZV5 -AUTHOR PAGEhttp://amzn.to/1GRqqpU -SEXY SUBMISSIONhttp://amzn.to/1KmsKbI -SCAM BOOKhttp://amzn.to/1Ff3ReN -HARLEY EMPIREhttp://amzn.to/1Ibbr0L -LUCKY YOUhttp://amzn.to/1N4g8cQ - SISSY BOY GUIDEhttp://amzn.to/1iaGr5P - Techdomme Feminization Sucking Cock
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Give us an insight into your main character. What does he/she do that is so special? Me and everything I do is special. The effect I have on men is...well they know why they give me all their money. What are you working on at the minute? The next release, lolWhat’s it about? (*if relevant) It's the best way to learn how to control men, or if you are a man then get controlled. What genre are your books? Erotic, Self Help, Finance What draws you to this genre? Cash moneyWhich actor/actress would you like to see playing the lead character from your most recent book? Scarlett
JohanssonHow much research do you do? 24/7 lifestyle DomHave you written any other novels in collaboration with other writers? NopeWhen did you decide to become a writer? I guess I always was now I'm just also publishing. I hate how people don't know the difference. Why do you write? For money What made you decide to sit down and actually start something? Because guys were always throwing me their cash or always getting me little things. I turned it into a business. Do you write full-time or part-time? Full timeDo you have a special time to write or how is your day structured? In the morning with coffee, but sometimes I take a whole day and just crank on it. Do you write every day, 5 days a week or as and when? Most days I'm writing something no matter how small. Do you aim for a set amount of words/pages per day? Nah, I get distracted by client and sex with my husband. So it's write until something else. Do you write on a typewriter, computer, dictate or longhand? LaptopWhere do the your ideas come from? Some of the worst places.Do you work to an outline or plot or do you prefer just see where an idea takes you? Both, sometimes I have a long outline other times just and idea. How do you think you’ve evolved creatively? I continue to learn new things and apply them to my work. What is the hardest thing about writing? Writing the next thingWhat was the hardest thing about writing your latest book? Explaining to people that being poor is bad and they should stop. What is the easiest thing about writing? Smoking weedHow long on average does it take you to write a book? I write two a month, but some are just picture books. Do you ever get writer’s Block? Really only with the blog I am not much of a blogger. Any tips on how to get through the dreaded writer’s block? Smoke weed and get laidIf this book is part of a series, tell us a little about it? All my books are seriesWhat are your thoughts on writing a book series. Only write books in a series, don't be stupid. Do you read much and if so who are your favourite authors. Iceburg Slim, other pimpsFor your own reading, do you prefer ebooks or traditional paper/hard back books? Ebooks and audio books, speed is what I care about. What book/s are you reading at present? The Brave New World of Work
by Ulrich BeckDo you proofread/edit all your own books or do you get someone to do that for you? My husband will look over them, but I don't really edit and that keeps my cost low. Do you let the book stew – leave it for a month and then come back to it to edit? Only with books that I don't have enough research for. I want to do a line on making my husband a MTF Transperson, but we haven't gotten that far yet. Tell us about the cover/s and how it/they came about. The highest quality phototsWho designed your book cover/s? Me and my husbandDo you think that the cover plays an important part in the buying process? Yes and no. If you're topic is very specific then the audience already knows this could be the only book. How are you publishing this book and why?Amazon, because traditional publishing is dead. (*e.g. Indie, traditional or both) Kindle is the only way to go. What would you say are the main advantages and disadvantages of self-publishing against being published or the other way around? Publishers are great if you want a job, but if you just want to write then self publishing is the way to go. I already have a job so I don't need some publisher telling me what to do. How do you market your books? Twitter, www.mistressharley.comWhy did you choose this route? CostWould you or do you use a PR agency? If they paid me Do you have any advice for other authors on how to market their books? Talk to peopleWhat part of your writing time do you devote to marketing your book? None, I use that time for writing. What do you do to get book reviews?Amazon is great because people are already trained to give reviews. Same for Goodreads. The problem is that troll assholes are everywhere. How successful has your quest for reviews been so far? Since I haven't tried at all it has been great!Do you have a strategy for finding reviewers? NopeWhat are your thoughts on good/bad reviews? Not much really I don't even read them. What’s your views on social media for marketing? Very high with nearly 15K followers!Which social network worked best for you? Twitter @Mistress_HarleyAny tips on what to do and what not to do? Use twitter to sell yourself, services, and productsDid you do a press release, Goodreads book launch or anything else to promote your work and did it work? We have done press releases, but the books promoted themselves via amazon. Did you get interviewed by local press/radio for your book launch?I'm still waiting on my story to drop for local radio and NPR. When it does I will post them online. Is there any marketing technique you used that had an immediate impact on your sales figures? HoosuiteDid you make any marketing mistakes or is there anything you would avoid in future? Should have come up with one username for all accounts. Why do you think that other well written books just don’t sell? Not muchWhat do you think of “trailers” for books? I've made a few, but they did not improve sales. Do you think that giving books away free works and why? No because nothing is free from Mistress HarleyDid you format your own book? YepIn what formats is your book available? kindle, printHow do you relax? Fucking my husband in the assWhat is your favourite motivational phrase. Eat the trashWhat is your favourite positive saying? Fuck you pay meWhat is your favourite book and why? Techdomme 
by me of courseWhere can you see yourself in 5 years time? Living on the moon with all your moneyWhat is your favourite movie and why? Ilsa Shewolf of the SS
What advice would you give to your younger self? Become a findom soonerWhich famous person, living or dead would you like to meet and why? Eleanor of Aquitaine
If you could have been the original author of any book, what would it have been and why? The Bible, duhWhat advice would you give to aspiring writers? Write and publish asapWhere do you see publishing going in the future? On a pile of cash smokingIs there anything else you would like to add that I haven’t included? Smoke weed every dayHow can readers discover more about you and you work? www.techdomme.comWebsite: www.mistressharley.comBlog: http://harleys-financial-domination.b...
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Techdomme
Twitter: http://twitter.com/Mistress_Harley
Lnkedin: Pointless
Amazon Author Page: www.amazon.com/author/mistressharley
Book Links: http://amzn.to/1Mp6u0Q
Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/Mistress_Harley
Thank you very much for taking the time out of your busy schedule to take part in this interview.
December 8, 2015
Review: Sissy: Harley's Guide to Becoming a Better Sissy Boi Bimbo F**ktoy: How to Guide on Becoming the Barbie Gurl of Every Alpha Males Dream
Sissy: Harley's Guide to Becoming a Better Sissy Boi Bimbo F**ktoy: How to Guide on Becoming the Barbie Gurl of Every Alpha Males Dream by Mistress HarleyMy rating: 0 of 5 stars
This is an already published version reformatted for print. It's the same book just in a physical non-ebook format. If you like old school then this is for you.
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Q&A FAQ ASK Me Anything
100 NSFW work questions paid for by a client. He paid a dollar a question minium 100 questions.
1. Are you a virgin? Ha, No.
2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size? Bra
: 32H, cock is a strap-on
that's 8"
3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs? A lot of my customers I would guess
4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity? No
5. Do you swear under celibacy? No
6. When did you first lose your virginity? When I was a teenager7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex? "Tricked" wasn't the right word, lol.
8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex? It's my job
9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission? It's my job
10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? Next to an active volcano
11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex? Outdoor, too tall for car sex
12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not? Like 8
13. Have you ever helped someone "finish"? All the time
14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitoral counts, too) I wear my strap on daily
15. When was the last time you have had an erection? (clitoral
counts, too) Daily, but it's always hard
16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? My hubby notices and then assumes the position
17. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitoral, prostate) Hitachi Magic Wand
is my Japanese boyfriend
18. What is your bra/penis size? 30H
19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member? I'm from Hawaii so people are naked all the time.
20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? 8 black guys
21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better? Both at the same time
22. When was the last time you masturbated? A few minutes ago
23. When was the last time you had sex? This morning
24. When was the last time you watched porn? A few days ago unless you include editing my own.
25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? Vibrators from day one.
26. Guys: Circumsized? I like cut cock
27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? The boobs, ass, or anything else I spend time drawing attention too.
28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? 8 inches into my asshole.
29. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? No and that is stupid and you are stupid.
30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing? Red thong
31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions? It's all I do really.
32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions? www.mistressharley.com
33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions? I think this guy padded his questions just to meet the minimum. He could have just given me the money, lol.
34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? Nah
35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? Never
36. Which wet dream was your favorite? I don't even think guys think this way.
37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? A few
38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? Beast from Beauty and the Beast
39. Have you ever masturbated with someone? Yup
40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member? Yep, my hubby daily.
41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you? Doggy style
42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? Both
43. Are you into any BDSM? Most of it
44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldn't for any reason? Why? Usually because they were too dumb.
45. Turn on's? Big cock, black cock, lots of cum, rough aggressive beast sex
46. Turn off's? Weak men, small cocks, white guys, slow soft sex
47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover? Yes many people all the time
48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex? You can call me on NiteFlirt! Chat on my website, or buy my skype ID.
49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on? An explosion
50. Do you like dirty talk? Yes
51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? Loud whenever possible
52. Have you ever been interrupted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? The fedex guy has quite the knack to catch me at the end of sex.
53. Most embarrassing sex/masturbation story? We've all been walked in on by mom.
54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story? Two Mistresses walk into a bar...
55. What kind of porn do you like to watch? Gangbang near non-consent
56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome) Reggo 90s porn
57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under? Strap-on
58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched? My own because seeing yourself on camera is always funny.
59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger? I always liked older men, they have money.
60. Favorite sex toy (if any)? Hitachi Magic Wand
61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren't satisfied with their sex? Yup, first husband
62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel? Breast implants
63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower? If they paid, lol
64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you've had about them? Sure
65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos? I am the sex in porno
66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? No, but guys tell me that all the time.
67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?) I have the ability.
68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm? 10?
69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 positron,only from masturbating a certain way) The wand or rough anal sex
70. Favorite type of oral? His cock in my mouth
71. Strangest sexual position you've tried? Legs behind head
72. Have you ever made up a sexual position? Daily
73. Girls: During sex, vaginal or anal? Both
74. Girls: During masturbation, clitoral, vaginal, or anal? All if we're having fun
75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive? Dominant and submissive if a man can actually take me.
76. Have you ever masturbated to someone? Yep
77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn't there when you needed them? Sure, but he was just at the DMV
78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? Yes and no, hence the one night.
79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? Yes, and no now I have a husband like any real woman.
80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasn't your partner? Not since I got this hubby.
81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else? Um, I would guess so...
82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover's or someone else's? No and now I can't because I have no uterus.
83. Birth control or condoms? Anal sex
84. Do you ever masturbate to porn? You already asked this like 5 times you pervert
85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them? My husband sees me all the time.
86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active? I'm married so I guess the secret is out.
87. Do you have any STDs? Nope because I don't tough losers like you.
88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictional character or celebrity? Women like romance novels.
89. Have you ever had sex during "7 minutes in heaven"? 7 minutes isn't enough time.
90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral? Swallow
91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else? No and all the time.
92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you haven't lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time? Nope
93. Have you ever experimented with the opposite sex? All kinds of lesbian goodness, hell yeah.
94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontaneous? Intended
95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone? Yes
96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity? Sure my friends
97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated? Yes
98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant? No, we have sex all the time.
99. Do you like masturbation? OMG, what is your fucking deal!?
100. If i were to ask you if we could have sex, would you say yes? No I would call you a loser and an asshole. Now send me more money at www.mistressharley.com
1. Are you a virgin? Ha, No.
2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size? Bra
: 32H, cock is a strap-on that's 8"3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs? A lot of my customers I would guess
4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity? No
5. Do you swear under celibacy? No
6. When did you first lose your virginity? When I was a teenager7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex? "Tricked" wasn't the right word, lol.
8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex? It's my job
9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission? It's my job
10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? Next to an active volcano
11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex? Outdoor, too tall for car sex
12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not? Like 8
13. Have you ever helped someone "finish"? All the time
14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitoral counts, too) I wear my strap on daily
15. When was the last time you have had an erection? (clitoral
counts, too) Daily, but it's always hard16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? My hubby notices and then assumes the position
17. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitoral, prostate) Hitachi Magic Wand
is my Japanese boyfriend18. What is your bra/penis size? 30H
19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member? I'm from Hawaii so people are naked all the time.
20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? 8 black guys
21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better? Both at the same time
22. When was the last time you masturbated? A few minutes ago
23. When was the last time you had sex? This morning
24. When was the last time you watched porn? A few days ago unless you include editing my own.
25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? Vibrators from day one.
26. Guys: Circumsized? I like cut cock
27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? The boobs, ass, or anything else I spend time drawing attention too.
28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? 8 inches into my asshole.
29. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? No and that is stupid and you are stupid.
30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing? Red thong
31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions? It's all I do really.
32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions? www.mistressharley.com
33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions? I think this guy padded his questions just to meet the minimum. He could have just given me the money, lol.
34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? Nah
35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? Never
36. Which wet dream was your favorite? I don't even think guys think this way.
37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? A few
38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? Beast from Beauty and the Beast
39. Have you ever masturbated with someone? Yup
40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member? Yep, my hubby daily.
41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you? Doggy style
42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? Both
43. Are you into any BDSM? Most of it
44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldn't for any reason? Why? Usually because they were too dumb.
45. Turn on's? Big cock, black cock, lots of cum, rough aggressive beast sex
46. Turn off's? Weak men, small cocks, white guys, slow soft sex
47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover? Yes many people all the time
48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex? You can call me on NiteFlirt! Chat on my website, or buy my skype ID.
49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on? An explosion
50. Do you like dirty talk? Yes
51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? Loud whenever possible
52. Have you ever been interrupted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? The fedex guy has quite the knack to catch me at the end of sex.
53. Most embarrassing sex/masturbation story? We've all been walked in on by mom.
54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story? Two Mistresses walk into a bar...
55. What kind of porn do you like to watch? Gangbang near non-consent
56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome) Reggo 90s porn
57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under? Strap-on
58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched? My own because seeing yourself on camera is always funny.
59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger? I always liked older men, they have money.
60. Favorite sex toy (if any)? Hitachi Magic Wand
61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren't satisfied with their sex? Yup, first husband
62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel? Breast implants
63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower? If they paid, lol
64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you've had about them? Sure
65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos? I am the sex in porno
66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? No, but guys tell me that all the time.
67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?) I have the ability.
68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm? 10?
69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 positron,only from masturbating a certain way) The wand or rough anal sex
70. Favorite type of oral? His cock in my mouth
71. Strangest sexual position you've tried? Legs behind head
72. Have you ever made up a sexual position? Daily
73. Girls: During sex, vaginal or anal? Both
74. Girls: During masturbation, clitoral, vaginal, or anal? All if we're having fun
75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive? Dominant and submissive if a man can actually take me.
76. Have you ever masturbated to someone? Yep
77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn't there when you needed them? Sure, but he was just at the DMV
78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? Yes and no, hence the one night.
79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? Yes, and no now I have a husband like any real woman.
80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasn't your partner? Not since I got this hubby.
81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else? Um, I would guess so...
82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover's or someone else's? No and now I can't because I have no uterus.
83. Birth control or condoms? Anal sex
84. Do you ever masturbate to porn? You already asked this like 5 times you pervert
85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them? My husband sees me all the time.
86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active? I'm married so I guess the secret is out.
87. Do you have any STDs? Nope because I don't tough losers like you.
88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictional character or celebrity? Women like romance novels.
89. Have you ever had sex during "7 minutes in heaven"? 7 minutes isn't enough time.
90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral? Swallow
91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else? No and all the time.
92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you haven't lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time? Nope
93. Have you ever experimented with the opposite sex? All kinds of lesbian goodness, hell yeah.
94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontaneous? Intended
95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone? Yes
96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity? Sure my friends
97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated? Yes
98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant? No, we have sex all the time.
99. Do you like masturbation? OMG, what is your fucking deal!?
100. If i were to ask you if we could have sex, would you say yes? No I would call you a loser and an asshole. Now send me more money at www.mistressharley.com
