Q&A FAQ ASK Me Anything

100 NSFW work questions paid for by a client. He paid a dollar a question minium 100 questions. 

1. Are you a virgin? Ha, No.
2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size? Bra: 32H, cock is a strap-on that's 8"
3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs? A lot of my customers I would guess
4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity? No
5. Do you swear under celibacy? No
6. When did you first lose your virginity? When I was a teenager7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex? "Tricked" wasn't the right word, lol.
8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex? It's my job
9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission? It's my job
10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? Next to an active volcano
11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex? Outdoor, too tall for car sex
12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not? Like 8
13. Have you ever helped someone "finish"? All the time
14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitoral counts, too) I wear my strap on daily
15. When was the last time you have had an erection? (clitoral counts, too) Daily, but it's always hard
16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? My hubby notices and then assumes the position
17. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitoral, prostate) Hitachi Magic Wand is my Japanese boyfriend
18. What is your bra/penis size? 30H
19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member? I'm from Hawaii so people are naked all the time.
20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? 8 black guys
21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better? Both at the same time
22. When was the last time you masturbated? A few minutes ago
23. When was the last time you had sex? This morning
24. When was the last time you watched porn? A few days ago unless you include editing my own.
25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? Vibrators from day one.
26. Guys: Circumsized? I like cut cock
27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? The boobs, ass, or anything else I spend time drawing attention too.
28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? 8 inches into my asshole.
29. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? No and that is stupid and you are stupid.
30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing? Red thong
31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions? It's all I do really.
32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions? www.mistressharley.com
33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions? I think this guy padded his questions just to meet the minimum. He could have just given me the money, lol.
34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? Nah
35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? Never
36. Which wet dream was your favorite? I don't even think guys think this way.
37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? A few
38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? Beast from Beauty and the Beast
39. Have you ever masturbated with someone? Yup
40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member? Yep, my hubby daily.
41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you? Doggy style
42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? Both
43. Are you into any BDSM? Most of it
44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldn't for any reason? Why? Usually because they were too dumb.
45. Turn on's? Big cock, black cock, lots of cum, rough aggressive beast sex
46. Turn off's? Weak men, small cocks, white guys, slow soft sex
47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover? Yes many people all the time
48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex? You can call me on NiteFlirt! Chat on my website, or buy my skype ID.
49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on? An explosion
50. Do you like dirty talk? Yes
51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? Loud whenever possible
52. Have you ever been interrupted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? The fedex guy has quite the knack to catch me at the end of sex.
53. Most embarrassing sex/masturbation story? We've all been walked in on by mom.
54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story? Two Mistresses walk into a bar...
55. What kind of porn do you like to watch? Gangbang near non-consent
56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome) Reggo 90s porn
57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under? Strap-on
58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched? My own because seeing yourself on camera is always funny.
59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger? I always liked older men, they have money.
60. Favorite sex toy (if any)? Hitachi Magic Wand
61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren't satisfied with their sex? Yup, first husband
62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel? Breast implants
63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower? If they paid, lol
64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you've had about them? Sure
65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos? I am the sex in porno
66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? No, but guys tell me that all the time.
67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?) I have the ability.
68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm? 10?
69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 positron,only from masturbating a certain way) The wand or rough anal sex
70. Favorite type of oral? His cock in my mouth
71. Strangest sexual position you've tried? Legs behind head
72. Have you ever made up a sexual position? Daily
73. Girls: During sex, vaginal or anal? Both
74. Girls: During masturbation, clitoral, vaginal, or anal? All if we're having fun
75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive? Dominant and submissive if a man can actually take me.
76. Have you ever masturbated to someone? Yep
77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn't there when you needed them? Sure, but he was just at the DMV
78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? Yes and no, hence the one night.
79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? Yes, and no now I have a husband like any real woman.
80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasn't your partner? Not since I got this hubby.
81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else? Um, I would guess so...
82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover's or someone else's? No and now I can't because I have no uterus.
83. Birth control or condoms? Anal sex
84. Do you ever masturbate to porn? You already asked this like 5 times you pervert
85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them? My husband sees me all the time.
86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active? I'm married so I guess the secret is out.
87. Do you have any STDs? Nope because I don't tough losers like you.
88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictional character or celebrity? Women like romance novels.
89. Have you ever had sex during "7 minutes in heaven"? 7 minutes isn't enough time.
90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral? Swallow
91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else? No and all the time.
92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you haven't lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time? Nope
93. Have you ever experimented with the opposite sex? All kinds of lesbian goodness, hell yeah.
94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontaneous? Intended
95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone? Yes
96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity? Sure my friends
97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated? Yes
98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant? No, we have sex all the time.
99. Do you like masturbation? OMG, what is your fucking deal!?
100.  If i were to ask you if we could have sex, would you say yes? No I would call you a loser and an asshole. Now send me more money at www.mistressharley.com