David Vienna's Blog, page 81
November 9, 2021
Feeling gray today.
Feeling gray today.
TIL the fastest way to get me and my kids to angrily shout at each other is when we all try to...
TIL the fastest way to get me and my kids to angrily shout at each other is when we all try to figure out their math homework.
November 5, 2021
Many moons ago, I made a spiffy little flyer new parents could download and hand out to their...
Many moons ago, I made a spiffy little flyer new parents could download and hand out to their non-parent friends. I’m re-upping it here for anyone that needs it. Low-res below, hi-res download here. Enjoy.
bluegrasskitty:
ronqueesha:
madman-of-amargosa:
withlov...
wisegirlandseaweedbrainforever:
New tumblr game, put you url in neuralblender.com and see what pops out
Here’s mine
it’s beautiful
Huh.
This is like the best ive seen it do. That peasant sure can noble
I love it.
Plus, honorable mention:
How long does this fucking thing take
Click back between the Your Art and In Progress tabs, it saves your art even if you close the browser window.
Fucking yooooooooooooooo
Incomprehensible. But cool?
interesting
PERFECT💗💗💗
I’ll be honest, not what I was expecting but I really like it. Looks kind of religious but through the lens of those dreams you have when you’re really sick.
Oh, I’m cute!
I like it!
Kind of what I expected and not what I expected at the same time. Apparently celebkiriedhel (Silver grey eyes) is not translatable.
If I translate it from elvish and try again - this is really cool!
Welp, this is terrifying haha.
I love this.
WHAT!?
I cannot stress this enough.
WHAT!?!
I mean…little on the nose but m'kay.
Sweet merciful Christ, what is this abomination?
November 1, 2021
Merriam-Webster’s new definition for ‘dad bod’ might actually be quasi-flattering to the average dad
The term “dad bod” has been added to the dictionary.
I feel seen. All of me. Like, my whole body.
October 31, 2021
The boys made their own characters to dress as this year....
The boys made their own characters to dress as this year. Wyatt was a plague/witch doctor and Boone was a demon. We made articulated wings for Boone’s costume. Pretty fun.
do you still have that journal with the man eating slugs i would be be very interested in reading an excerpt
I keep all of my journals, but I’ve lost track of where the ones from that period of my life are. It’s probably buried in a box in a garage somewhere.
Recently, I did a little recap of the whole thing and also explained why I never bothered to do anything more with the story.
By the way, your username is hysterical.
Hey, it’s Halloween. Why not scare yourself shitless with a...
Hey, it’s Halloween. Why not scare yourself shitless with a super-horrifying podcast?
“If you’re looking for a fun, twisty horror podcast with a cool ending, I would definitely give Barren a try.” —Podcast Magazine
“A horror movie for your ears.” —Dread Central
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Listen to Barren on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
October 29, 2021
honestly leftover pizza is BETTER eaten cold. it’s fine reheated, i guess, but the best way to eat it is: fresh> cold> reheated imho
Exactly!
Plus, we Americans are all about efficiency. Reheating pizza? Those are precious seconds we could be using to overthrow a foreign power or steal the data of millions of Facebook users.
October 28, 2021
bumblemama:
zelda-obsessed:
intellichad:
3liza:
you ch...
you chatting shit?
pov you are driving down a bri ish school road
Awww I can still picture the lollipop lady who supervised the crossing outside my primary school. I think she also worked as a dinner lady in the school. She absolutely radiated sunshine!
Lollipop lady? Next time a Brit makes a crack about how we don’t always reheat our leftover pizza, I’m totally bringing this up this whack-ass Willy Wonka snozzberry bullshit.
