David Vienna's Blog, page 78

Family fun arcade.

Family fun arcade.

I tried to jump in this year, people, but Christmas music...

I tried to jump in this year, people, but Christmas music just suuuuuuuuuuucks.

Fuck sourdough starters. I’m sourdough finisher.

Fuck sourdough starters. I’m sourdough finisher.

imdatingyourdad666:Wtf is hook up culture? write me poems...

imdatingyourdad666:

Wtf is hook up culture? write me poems then die in a war

When you get a band shirt for a baby, inevitably some random parent will say something like, “That...

When you get a band shirt for a baby, inevitably some random parent will say something like, “That shirt is just you promoting your likes. There’s no way a baby could know that band or any band for that matter.”

And I’m like, “No shit. Babies doesn’t even know what a giraffe is, but that sure is a swell giraffe shirt your baby’s sporting.”

I asked Wyatt to start out slow because he wanted to teac...

I asked Wyatt to start out slow because he wanted to teach Boone this beat.

After hearing it, I think Boone’s gonna just stick to guitar.

“…a masterpiece of suspense.”I’m gonna go ahead and throw...

“…a masterpiece of suspense.”

I’m gonna go ahead and throw that right on my business card.

(Not gonna lie, that “1/5” in the first tweet scared the shit out of me. I thought it was her rating.)

Anyway, be like Potato Lady. Listen to Barren.

You think your family is hard to deal with?

You think your family is hard to deal with?

Wondering if Hogwarts offers IEPs.

Wondering if Hogwarts offers IEPs.

When Roman heard his dad’s phone ding.

When Roman heard his dad’s phone ding.