David Vienna's Blog, page 66

Sandwich

Yes.

Grilled. Pepperoni. Pizza. Sandwich… Guys, I’m a goddamn ...

Grilled. Pepperoni. Pizza. Sandwich… Guys, I’m a goddamn genius.

And now, I’m about to eat the ever-loving fuck out of this motherfucker.

Happy Mother’s Day to you, Larissa, the best partner ever...

Happy Mother’s Day to you, Larissa, the best partner ever—funny, supportive, and inspiring. I will never tire of watching you guide our boys as they grow or your company. (And our occasional margarita lunches are pretty fun, too.)

thedaddycomplex:I’ve had two large Cadillac margaritas, ...

thedaddycomplex:

I’ve had two large Cadillac margaritas, rocks, no salt (because Cinco de Mayo, beetches), and I’m about to attempt my exercise routine:

5K run followed by strength training.

Tomorrow is my break day, so I don’t want to skip today. We’ll see what happens.

Well, that was a mistake.

I’ve had two large Cadillac margaritas, rocks, no salt (b...

I’ve had two large Cadillac margaritas, rocks, no salt (because Cinco de Mayo, beetches), and I’m about to attempt my exercise routine:

5K run followed by strength training.

Tomorrow is my break day, so I don’t want to skip today. We’ll see what happens.

I created and posted this April 6, 2015.It (and other thi...

I created and posted this April 6, 2015.

It (and other things) inspired me to explore how many of these health and wellness “experts” are probably just scaring people into spending lots of money for advice and techniques when a little common sense could do.

This November, my new book Pretty Sure You’re Fine hits shelves.

Boom.

When time travel is finally perfected, I’m going to trave...

When time travel is finally perfected, I’m going to travel back in time, find the person who decided to put seeds in bread and…

This tweet is in response to the Supreme Court draft majority...

This tweet is in response to the Supreme Court draft majority opinion stating the justices voted to overturn Roe v. Wade.

Organize. And fight.

Want your home to constantly smell like a Coachella porta...

Want your home to constantly smell like a Coachella porta-potty? Have teenage boys!

Want your house to constantly smell like a Coachella port...

Want your house to constantly smell like a Coachella porta-potty? Have teenage boys!