David Vienna's Blog, page 70
March 23, 2022
March 22, 2022
Joe Biden should hold a press conference and say, “Vladimir Putin? Yeah, I’ll be...
Joe Biden should hold a press conference and say, “Vladimir Putin? Yeah, I’ll be ‘putin’ my foot in his ass!“ Then, he should moonwalk away.
March 21, 2022
March 19, 2022
misteranthrope:
kekwcomics:
CHiPs goes Roller Disco.
Th...
CHiPs goes Roller Disco.
The entire 70’s was fucking high.
As someone who was a kid in the ‘70 I can confirm, yes, the entire decade was fucking high as fucking fuck.
March 18, 2022
bestnatesmithever:One of my main goals is to write a text...
One of my main goals is to write a text post that inspires someone to reblog with one of those speech bubble images.
March 17, 2022
Not sure if you’re the “head to a pub on St. Paddy’s Day” kinda person, but IF YOU ARE I have a way...
Not sure if you’re the “head to a pub on St. Paddy’s Day” kinda person, but IF YOU ARE I have a way to avoid the crowds…
Consider, this St. Patrick’s Day, celebrating the San Patricios (or the St. Patrick’s Battalion). In the late 1840s, this battalion of mostly Irish immigrants to America were conscripted to fight in the American army in the Mexican-American War in order to “earn” citizenship.
On the battlefield, however, the largely Catholic battalion realized they were fighting Mexican Catholics, their religious brothers. So, they defected and began fighting alongside their former adversaries against America in what they realized was an unjust war.
They became legends and to this day the San Patricios are heroes in Mexico.
So, if you want to go get a drink or two today, go to a Mexican restaurant. They’re never crowded on St. Patrick’s Day. ¡And toast the brave San Patricios!
March 15, 2022
You are amazing
Is there an echo in here?
I went on a 3-mile ride the other day. So, I’m basically a...
I went on a 3-mile ride the other day. So, I’m basically a pro-cyclist now.
March 13, 2022
sirenally:
krillbeans:
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theyre talking about us again
NO THIS IS SO FUNNY THO
Yeah we fucking won this shit is great
I really like this article, you should go check it out.
soft sad freaks (affectionate)
Ok I feel like we deserve the whole damn quote. The Internet’s soul. It belongs to us.
By the way, you know what a bunch of snowflakes looks like?…
