David Vienna's Blog, page 61

evilwizard:uncle sam is a real guy btw. he lives in a wiz...

evilwizard:

uncle sam is a real guy btw. he lives in a wizard tower called The Washington Monument and casts evil spells to control the economy. the rest of us wizards fucking hate his guts

misteranthrope:So let it be written, so let it be done.

misteranthrope:

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Boy, there’s nothing like listening to Aaron Copland’s “F...

Boy, there’s nothing like listening to Aaron Copland’s “Fanfare for the Common Man” to make you feel heroic for doing jack shit and getting drunk by 6 pm.

🎂

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! And Happy Unbirthday in advance for tomorrow!

Why, thank you!

And un-thank you in advance for tomorrow.

Happy birthday! I hope it’s the start of an awesome year.

Thanks!

And I hope the year’s awesome, too, because the last few? Sheesh.

It’s my birthday and the only people to acknowledge it th...

It’s my birthday and the only people to acknowledge it thus far are my sister and my dentist. Why am I on Tumblr if not to receive empty birthday platitudes from strangers I followed because they once made a funny Pokémon meme?

I guess today is Spam Day because I just got a flood of it.

I guess today is Spam Day because I just got a flood of it.

skulandcrossbones:What’s writing, you know? What does wri...

skulandcrossbones:

What’s writing, you know? What does writing actually mean?

This is true.

Be friends with me and you may get the gift of unsolicite...

Be friends with me and you may get the gift of unsolicited drunken late-night hyper-motivational texts.