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August 2, 2022

Hey, slobs.I’m on the new episode of The #CoffeeTime Podc...

Hey, slobs.

I’m on the new episode of The #CoffeeTime Podcast with Noah Kinsey in which we discuss why fitness techniques often fail, why trusting your (possibly large) gut is a pretty good health guide, and my new book Pretty Sure You’re Fine.

Give it a listen, won’t you?

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Published on August 02, 2022 12:24

August 1, 2022

Butts.*an experiment.

Butts.

*an experiment.

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Published on August 01, 2022 01:08

July 30, 2022

Wow. Does @staff know that Grand Mafia game ad they okaye...

Wow. Does @staff know that Grand Mafia game ad they okayed is, like, super fucking racist?

Guys, what the fuck?

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Published on July 30, 2022 13:59

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Published on July 30, 2022 13:51

sandmandaddy69:GOYFly

sandmandaddy69:

GOYFly

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Published on July 30, 2022 02:55

July 26, 2022

Me running through the farmers’ market: “The saxophone ru...

Me running through the farmers’ market: “The saxophone ruined rock ‘n’ roll!”

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Published on July 26, 2022 21:04

July 25, 2022

I have one of those NGL link thingies. Of course, Tumblr’...

I have one of those NGL link thingies. Of course, Tumblr’s been offering the ability to accept anonymous messages pretty much since its inception… but this is new!

Anyway…

https://ngl.link/david.vienna

https://href.li/?https://ngl.link/david.vienna

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Published on July 25, 2022 17:03

Turns out, our lightsabers are not only fun to play with,...

Turns out, our lightsabers are not only fun to play with, they make for cool photo lighting as well.

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Published on July 25, 2022 15:31

July 21, 2022

If they didn’t want us to get monkeypox, they shouldn’t have given it such a fun name.

If they didn’t want us to get monkeypox, they shouldn’t have given it such a fun name.

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Published on July 21, 2022 12:27

July 19, 2022

Fort Nights

When the boys were little, they used to make a little fort in our bedroom and sleep in it throughout the summer. They stopped doing that a few years ago, though.

They’re 13 now (almost 14) and, for some reason, decided they wanted the summer fort again. But, since they’re bigger, we had to build a bigger fort.

It’s cavernous…

They even set up Wyatt’s planetarium inside…

But, here’s the thing.

After the first week or so of summer, they got kinda bored with it. They asked if they could sleep in our bed instead and they haven’t returned to the tent for weeks. And like I said before, they’ve grown a bunch—so much that there’s no room for me in the bed when they do that. So…

I’ve been sleeping in the tent by myself.

And guys, I ain’t mad about it.

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Published on July 19, 2022 11:53