David Vienna's Blog, page 126
February 18, 2020
i-was-today-years-old-when:
i learned that millennial dads are spending 3 times as much times with...
i learned that millennial dads are spending 3 times as much times with their kids than their fathers spent with them. Back in 1982, 43% of fathers admitted they’d never changed a diaper. Today, that number is down to about 3%. (x)
It’s about fucking time.
February 17, 2020
You want to know who doesn’t give a single fuck about your parenting advice?…
You want to know who doesn’t give a single fuck about your parenting advice?…
My kid signed up for the science fair, so I guess I’m making a science project at 10 pm the...
My kid signed up for the science fair, so I guess I’m making a science project at 10 pm the night before the event.
February 13, 2020
If you see me muttering “fuck… fuck… fuck…” to myself, it’s because I just...
If you see me muttering “fuck… fuck… fuck…” to myself, it’s because I just remembered something dumb I did at some point in the past.
February 12, 2020
Welcome to your 40s. Kneeling hurts now for no goddamn reason.
Welcome to your 40s. Kneeling hurts now for no goddamn reason.
February 8, 2020
So… I had some wine last night and woke to discover I started one of those tumblr group chat...
So… I had some wine last night and woke to discover I started one of those tumblr group chat thingies. It’s very cleverly called “Parenthood.” Hop on by and say all of the stuff about parenting you feel you can’t say publicly.
I’m not sure how many parenting related group chats already exist, so look for this image…
That’s the group I created.
So… uh… Yay?
Jesus fucking Christ, you guys. I step away for a handful of months and you guys go off the goddamn...
Jesus fucking Christ, you guys. I step away for a handful of months and you guys go off the goddamn rails. HAVE YOU NOT LEARNED?!
affectionatesuggestion:Concept: You stay in my bed even after your alarm goes off. We eat pancakes...
Concept: You stay in my bed even after your alarm goes off. We eat pancakes in our underwear and watch cartoons. We’re in love.
Sure, this sounds great, but if you’re both in bed… I mean… Who makes the pancakes? Because that’s kind-of a deal breaker.
February 7, 2020
I got to hang out with this handsome kid in Los Feliz for a while today. Laughs and tacos were had.
I got to hang out with this handsome kid in Los Feliz for a while today. Laughs and tacos were had.
