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Saturday Film Series

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New Beginning 666

Slubka's throat hurt. Her lungs hurt. Her stomach heaved. That meant, she supposed, that she was alive. Her arm hurt, too, from being pinned under her against a cold concrete floor. She had made it into the Emergency Building, then. That meant she would live a little longer; which meant she still had work to do. She sat up.

She was in a long narrow room, its outer wall lined with windows that seemed to suck light away rather than admitting it. No telling how long she'd been unconscious; the Unwin

Cartoon 434

Caption: Anon.

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Writing Exercise

Go to this random word generator. Choose "noun" as your part of speech. Generate two nouns for each of the seven categories from very common to obscure. Now choose any other part of speech and get one word for each frequency. You should now have 21 words. Finally, in the sidebar click on "random sentence" and get one sentence. Now write a scene using your 21 words and your sentence. Extra credit if Evil Editor appears in your scene.

You must use the first words that come up, but you may reject th

Face-Lift 657

Guess the Plot

Mendelve's Daughter

1. An aspiring novelist in Edwardian London writes a juicy romance, but is nearly undone by indecision about the heroine's name -- until she finds a brilliant way to write around it!

2. Convicted of sixteen murders by the age of thirteen, the world's youngest serial killer, waits on death row. And if you think Mendelve's daughter Sarah was bad, wait'll I tell you about Mendelve.

3. One roll in the hay with Fixdwarve and wham, Mendelve the maid is pregnant. Worse ye

Cartoon 433

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New Beginning 665

"You murdered her!?" A priestess in white robes turned away, unable to look at her lover.

"I did what I had to do! Don't you understand? This is for us--This is so we can spend eternity together!" The handsome youth approached the priestess and placed his hands on her shoulders. She stopped shaking upon his touch and he gently turned her until their eyes met. "We talked about this, remember? Why let heaven decide what's best for us when we can forge our own destiny?"

"But...murder? This is not you