Evil Editor's Blog, page 318

20-word Challenge 4

Critics Corner

Last night I, Isaac Flagellinelli, watched EE leave his SHOWROOM for a DEBUT of art as un-uniquely INDISTINGUISHABLE as homologous anteater noses and tails; a showroom encumbered with his SWAN and SKELETONS Art Show, emerging like newborn SCROD. I CONSIDERED that ACCOLADES and praises from non-ersatz critics like me might be as sparse as NONPRESCRIPTION ploys for OSTEOPOROSIS cures and as MISSTATED as PLOYS from WAMPUM-wanting pavement princesses. I eschewed his LIAR agents, his...

20-word Challenge 3

"Moron," I said to him, looking at the Glop of shit on his page. "You really think that EE is going to wade Through that crap?" The man had no voice. Sort of like a mute, but who talked. Incessantly.

"My story would be as good as yours, except it doesn't have any Photography," he said in a Faint voice. "You don't think you could loan me one of your Hundred pictures?"

"Your story is boring. Who wants to read about the Liquidity of the housing market? Or how your Escrow account needs to be follow...

20-word Challenge 2

Margo, the ex-DRUM MAJORETTE with a HATRED of UNDERHANDED CASINO workers and a slight gambling problem, prayed to GOD that her DNA was normal, PETRIFIED about what the outcome MAY be.

The doctor entered the room and threw the handmade world cup SCORECARD onto the desk with a SLAM. He had a SURLY appearance, white mutton-chops and a pair of pince nez and a wide set frame used in the CURTAILMENT of BUOYANCY.

"Your condition, my dear, was almost harder to find than an amish ORGY. You see, when the...

20-word Challenge 1

The most Hysterical part of my every day was when that "Scandalmonger" Jerry arrived at his Predestination -- the Deli.

He was Solely in the Spotlight for my Docudrama because getting him to Communicate nicely was like trying to Ennoble a Bantamweight. They all said Jerry was a Detriment to the staff because he presented Stumbling Blocks to customers like a cactus does to over-zealous tree-huggers. Some people liked to call him a Knothole, or a Boron; I preferred the term Democrat.

Why? My opin...

Saturday Film Series

Triple Feature!

The task was to write a screenplay, given a series of photographs.

You Write the Screenplay

Best submission gets used in tomorrow's film.

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Face-Lift 785

Guess the Plot

Born to Die

1. The most cynical retelling of the life of Christ ever.

2. Rock legend Jimmy Owen has led a remarkable life full of money, power and intense drug fueled orgies . But here we look only at his unremarkable birth and untimely death from a bowel obstruction.

3. Sentenced to die in a concentration camp run by magicians, 16-year old Nayla escapes and joins an underground group seeking a plan to defeat the oppressors. When Nayla suggests attacking them with guns, she li...

Cartoon 667

Caption: Anon.

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New Beginning 760

The sky vanished. Borne on the backs of ravenous winds, the sands raged, swallowing the infinite, cloudless blue. With its demise failed the sun, the day reduced to unseemly dusk. A howl tore through the desert, and the ground shook and groaned in protest.

Caught in the heart of the storm's onslaught were two figures. Indistinguishable in their roan hoods and cloaks, clutched jealously to themselves lest the furious gales snatch their protective gear from their bodies and leave them naked to t...

Cartoon 666

Caption: Khazar-khum

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