Caprice Crane's Blog, page 51

Who are you?

You see me as you want to see me… In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions.  But what I've found out is that I am a brain…

…and an athlete… and a basket case… a princess… and a criminal.

Does that answer your question?

I don't understand why guys keep cancelling on me.

I don't understand why guys keep cancelling on me. 

I was lured in by the slick packaging and...

I was lured in by the slick packaging and having-no-business-being-there-free-soccer-ball stuff. It's called a "Grapple." It's a grape/apple hybrid.

It's disgusting.*

It tastes like a mealy apple dosed with perfume. There's nothing good about it.

DISAPPOINTED.

* I have three left if you want them.

Dear Everyone,First and foremost, I want to thank everyone who...

Dear Everyone,

First and foremost, I want to thank everyone who was so sweet and took the time to make me collages/cards/notes/gifts/whatever. Every single one, including the ones that I didn't publicly show, made my day.

Part of the reason I was reblogging them was I wanted everyone else to know how very much I appreciated the effort to make me feel special. I appreciated it so effing much I can't tell you. 

When I reposted them, it wasn't to say, "Hey, it's still my birthday!" And "by the way…it's a few hours later but ALSO IT'S STILL MY BIRTHDAY!"  It wasn't about me. It was me saying, "I love what you did for me. I don't take my friendship with you (even if it's an entirely online friendship) for granted." It was me saying "thank you." You guys made my day and those I didn't "showcase" need to know that too. I adored every message I got. I adore every one of you. Thank you for going out of your way to make me feel special.

If the several posts I reblogged offended you, like this asshole above, I'm sorry. Not to her, because she's clearly an asshole. But if you didn't understand that my reposting was a way to show appreciation and it was annoying to you, I really am sorry. That was so not what I was going for. You know I don't even post all that often.

Anyway, thank you again to all of you my internet besties. You mean more to me than you probably know and the outpouring of birthday wishes meant the world to me today.

Love and more love,

Caprice

misscook:Dear Caprice,Thank you for giving me another...

misscook:

Dear Caprice,

Thank you for giving me another opportunity to post my favorite porn star with a giant cake covering his equally giant coc—er, um…cake. Yeah, totally another cake under there. I'll spare you the details of what I'd like to do to his…cake.

But anyhoo, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I hope your day was at least a fraction of awesome as you are.

xoxo

Lisa

Thank you, Lisa! My day has been awesome so far and this is in no small part because of my amazing friends in real life and on the internets!!! Thank you for this porn star and his giant…cake.

I'm pretty sure he's looking at me in that picture, (much like Kip Winger and his very white teeth were looking at me in the old Winger videos),  but as I am a generous gal, I will happily share him with you.

Off to do more celebrating. xoxo

And then this showed up in my email. Fuck you I love you too,...

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And then this showed up in my email.  Fuck you I love you too, Steve. xoxo

betterversionofme:Happy Birthday Caprice! You little...

betterversionofme:

Happy Birthday Caprice! You little nugget!

BUT WHICH NUGGET AM I? AM I THE PRETTY PRINCESS NUGGET? I THINK I SEE HER IN THERE!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPRICE CRANE

fuckderek:

Hey love.  I was going to bake you a cake today and fashion it after one of the characters in your book, but seeing as how I never read your books (I had a reading accident back in 1998 and just can't bring myself to read another book), I baked you a wiener cake.

Thank you! It's wieneriffic! xo

Happy birthday, Caprice! I may not be wiser, but I have slight seniority over you, so a bit of birthday advice:When asked how old you are, say 45. All day, people will be telling you how incredible you look.If a guy buys you

I will heed this advice and act accordingly. I will also never say heed again because it's a weird word. Heed. I lied. But I had to try. Yup. still weird. Thank you, Angela for being both awesome and also the best advice-giver out there. (Next to Max. Duh) xoxoxo

Happy birthday, Caprice! I may not be wiser, but I have slight seniority over you, so a bit of birthday advice:When asked how old you are, say 45. All day, people will be telling you how incredible you look.If a guy buys you

I will heed this advice and act accordingly. I will also never say heed again because it's a weird word. Heed. I lied. But I had to try. Yup. still weird. Thank you, Angela for being both awesome and also the best advice-giver out there. (Next to Max. Duh) xoxoxo