I was lured in by the slick packaging and...

I was lured in by the slick packaging and having-no-business-being-there-free-soccer-ball stuff. It's called a "Grapple." It's a grape/apple hybrid.

It's disgusting.*

It tastes like a mealy apple dosed with perfume. There's nothing good about it.

DISAPPOINTED.

* I have three left if you want them.