Her: Hey, so I met a guy that I want to fix you up with!
Me: What's he like?
Her: He was really, really disheveled. But sexy.
Me: ...
Her: He's a writer like you and I think you'd have a lot in common.
Me: Am I really, really disheveled but sexy?
Her:...
Me: Fine, whatever, give him my number.
Published on January 19, 2012 15:51