Conversation With My Close Girlfriend

Her: Hey, so I met a guy that I want to fix you up with!

Me: What's he like?

Her: He was really, really disheveled. But sexy.

Me: ...

Her: He's a writer like you and I think you'd have a lot in common.

Me: Am I really, really disheveled but sexy?

Her:...

Me: Fine, whatever, give him my number.