Uygar Karal

“Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.”
― Lemony Snicket

“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.”
― Albert Einstein

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
― Frank Zappa

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”
― Thomas A. Edison