The Tragedy of Felix and Jake Quotes

“I just need you to exist. Stay here with me. That’s it. That’s all you have to do.”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

“You’re my fucking soulmate, Felix, and I don’t even believe in that shit.”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

“Today, I am eight hundred and twenty-seven days sober. My name is Jake Tully and I’m an addict. And I’ll always be an addict. I’ll never beat this. But I’ll keep going to meetings, and I’ll talk to my sponsor (who I’m going to ask to marry me), and I’ll fight this until I win. We are going to win.”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

“What do you get the person you love when
you’ve already given them your heart?”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

“Because I’ve waited my whole life for you. And for this. Us.” I squeeze his hands. “You’re my fucking family, Jake, and we’ll fight this. Together.”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

“You make me feel better than any drug I’ve ever taken.”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

“I’m content with lying awake and never sleeping again, because I think Jake is in love with me.”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

“How can something so wonderful hurt like this?”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

“Felix who? What curls? Heart emojis don’t mean anything. I get those from people all the time. Yes”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

“And if holding your hand like you’re my boyfriend wasn’t a hint; I’ll spell it out for you—I want you to be my boyfriend.”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

“Everything is stacked against us,” I say. “We’d be a tragedy, Felix. This wouldn’t work.” His smile is confusing. “You don’t agree?” I ask, and how fucked up is it that I actually hope he doesn’t. “No. I agree.” He steps closer and presses one (last) kiss to my mouth. “I just know that wouldn’t stop me.”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

“Listen to me, okay? You can know how sexy you are, or I can remind you-I really don't fucking care. But what you're not going to do is put yourself down in front of me and expect me to just stand here and take it. You're trashing something that's important to me, Felix. Don't fucking do that.”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

“I’ve lived so long without anyone giving a shit or caring about me, and I’m sure I could live longer without it, but I don’t want to.
I want to matter to someone every day forever.
And I want that someone to be Jake.”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

“I don’t think you’re nothing special or just another dick that gets me hard. I’ve never thought that about you. And I’d be a shitty boyfriend if I did. In fact, I will beat the fuck out of you if you ever let someone treat you like that.”
He blinks, letting his mouth fall open.
“That was actually really romantic, Jake. In like, a fucked-up way. But still. My heart totally liked that.”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

“We did it :) Jake + Felix Tully <3”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

“Where are you going to be in four years, Jake?” “Sober. With you.”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

“Um. My hair does this thing sometimes.” His voice is so weak now. “Like. It has the audacity to not wanna be on my head or something. I don’t know.”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

“People don’t know how significant the snacks are. I went to this meeting on the other side of town once and I kid you not”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

“And is the fucking heat set to ninety in here? I think my sweat is sweating.”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

“PDA? I’m a huge fan.”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

“Speaking of”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

“You could heal our brains with cookies and shit,”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

“Feelings are dumb. I wish I never felt them.”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

“Wait. First. Where do you think you’ll be in four years?”
“Four years specifically?”
“Yep.”
“I don’t know. Sober. With you. Doing whatever we feel like doing.
That’s a fucking weird question. Where did that come from?”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

“then we’d go from doing everything but fucking to actual butt fucking. (How can I make jokes right now?)”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

“I was twenty-eight when I found out that I’ll never beat it. My name is Jake Tully”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

“Everything is stacked against us,” I say. “We’d be a tragedy”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

“B Is For Boyfriend (And Butt-Fucking)”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

“Hector lights up. “Yes. This threesome just became a foursome.”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake

“Holy fuck. You can smile.” A laugh bursts out of my mouth”
― J. Daniels, The Tragedy of Felix and Jake