The Weirdies Get Weirder Quotes

“What happened next has been edited to protect the children and miss Emily from prosecution.”
― Michael Buckley, The Weirdies Get Weirder

“Meeting people is hard when you get older, and even when you do there's always something wrong with them, like they are way too old to have a roommate or they have this thing about how their towels are folded or they wont let you leave a toothbrush in their apartment I mean, come on Kevin! we're not getting married its just a toothbrush!”
― Michael Buckley, The Weirdies Get Weirder