The Rules Quotes

“It is a source of pride for a kitty to have "Must Sedate Before Exam" or "This Cat Is Psycho" scrawled across his records in bright red ink. You should be proud of your kitty for inspiring such fear, and reward him with several crunchy treats.”
― Max Thompson, The Rules: A Guide For People Owned By Cats

“Ladies, yes you do look like a bed, and yes those do look like pillows. It doesn't matter if your nipples invert; they're comfortable, and while you are trying to sleep I am going to curl up on you and set my head on one of them. You might as well get used to that.”
― Max Thompson, The Rules: A Guide For People Owned By Cats