Inferno Quotes

“You're libertarians?"
"Yes," Kyle said proudly. "Hardcore libertarians."
"Then you must be for real," Turnbull said. "Nobody would ever call himself a "libertarian" if he really wasn't one.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Inferno

“After all, the proper role of a handgun is to use it to fight your way to a long weapon.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Inferno

“He’s like Patton, if Patton was a dick,” Casey said, staring at the general. “Patton kind of was a dick. That’s what made him awesome. But this guy is no Patton.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Inferno

“I was hoping that when the Split happened we might get a better class of politicians,” Turnbull said. “Oh Kelly, you’re so naïve,” Deeds replied, smiling with a hint – more than a hint – of condescension. “The old Republicans formed the base of the red government, and you’re probably too young to remember how spineless a lot of them were. All they cared about was cocktail parties, cruises, and losing like gentlemen. We”
― Kurt Schlichter, Inferno

“The whole country was paradise before the Split,” Turnbull said. “People were just too stupid to realize it.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Inferno

“Yeah. This is my compound. It’s secure, but I’m way off the beaten path and being hidden is my best security. You ever read Lord of the Rings?” “Does that have elves?” “Yes, and hobbits. I’m like Tom Bombadil, without the songs.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Inferno

“The truth was simply a terrain feature, to be used if it was useful and avoided if it was not. It was about the goal.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Inferno

“Most of history is a lie,” Scott said. “Lies written about the liars who died by the liars who survived.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Inferno

“Then there were more and more shouts and cries until the auditorium was filled with a roar louder than anything it had seen since Pete Townshend’s guitar riff and Roger Daltrey’s scream during “Won’t Get Fooled Again,” or the shriek of Hunter Biden at the climax of his epic spoken-word piece, “No More Showers with Ashley, Daddy.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Inferno

“Hunter Biden’s “There’s a Meth to My Madness” spoken word concert tour.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Inferno