Obsessed Quotes

“That was the problem with about half the people in the criminal justice system. Their parents told them they could do no wrong and they took it to mean they could do anything without consequences”
― James Patterson, Obsessed

“I groaned and was about to ask, Why? Then at the last moment it hit me. “Because the p is silent.”
― James Patterson, Obsessed

“Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl when he goes to the bathroom?”
― James Patterson, Obsessed

“Sorry I didn’t call you back quicker. I was having trouble with my reverse origami class. I’ll let you know how things unfold.” He”
― James Patterson, Obsessed

“Terri said, “They just found a body in New Rochelle. It’s Juliana’s friend, Suzanne Morton.”
― James Patterson, Obsessed

“them they could do no wrong and they took it to mean they could do anything without consequences.”
― James Patterson, Obsessed

“That was the problem with about half the people in the criminal justice system. Their parents told”
― James Patterson, Obsessed

“That was ‘Solace’ by Scott Joplin, but I played a version that was arranged by Marvin Hamlisch”
― James Patterson, Obsessed

“You mean like what weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of liquefied butane?” “They weigh the same, right?” Walter grinned. “No, butane is lighter fluid.”
― James Patterson, Obsessed

“Her name is Estella Abreu. Nursing student at Pace. Lived in East Harlem with her family on 116th Street.”
― James Patterson, Obsessed

“Sitting by himself in the corner of his office was Walter Jackson, arguably the best analyst in the NYPD.”
― James Patterson, Obsessed

“Suzanne Morton, a friend of my oldest daughter, Juliana, had gone missing three weeks ago.”
― James Patterson, Obsessed

“That’s the way it is with everything. Politics, sports, anything humans are involved in. There should be some middle ground, but usually no one looks for it. People stake out their positions and rarely want to listen to the other side.” He”
― James Patterson, Obsessed

“I’m just so used to dealing with parents who’re outraged about one thing or another. One father complained that we were talking about Jesus in class. Imagine that, a Catholic school that mentions Christ. God save us from stupidity.”
― James Patterson, Obsessed

“Mary Catherine could monitor those. She would’ve made a good prison guard.”
― James Patterson, Obsessed

“Somehow I caught Shawna in midair as she leapt up to give me a hug. I’m pretty sure the younger girls will give up their practice of jumping at me like a missile before I get too old and frail to deal with it. I’m not about to tell anyone to stop it. How many people have someone who loves them so much they jump into the air to greet them?”
― James Patterson, Obsessed

“Their parents told them they could do no wrong and they took it to mean they could do anything without consequences.”
― James Patterson, Obsessed

“when does a joke become a dad joke?” He paused, then added, “When the punch line becomes apparent.”
― James Patterson, Obsessed

“You mean like what weighs”
― James Patterson, Obsessed