Mr. Louie Is Screwy! Quotes

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― Dan Gutman, Mr. Louie Is Screwy!

“I had this urge to give Andrea a kiss!”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Louie Is Screwy!

“I love Andrea!”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Louie Is Screwy!

“Oh, yes you will, Arlo!” Andrea said. “You’ll fall in love with some girl, and you’ll comb your hair to look handsome for her.” “I don’t think so,” I said. “I never comb my hair.” “You’ll get all goo-goo eyes over her, Arlo.” “No way.” “You’ll hold hands with her, Arlo.” “Don’t bet on it.” “You’ll buy her valentines, Arlo.” “Fat chance.” “You’ll kiss her, Arlo.” Ewww! Kissing? Disgusting!”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Louie Is Screwy!

“On the morning of the wedding, my mom said I had to wear a jacket and tie. What’s up with that? Why do men have to wear a dumb cloth around their neck? Whoever thought up that idea should get the Nobrain Prize. That’s a prize they give to people who don’t have brains.”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Louie Is Screwy!