Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles! Quotes

“The next morning everybody was wearing the official school uniform. The boys had on light blue shirts, blue pants, and blue ties. The girls had on blue skirts with stripes on them. I looked like a dork. But everybody looked like a dork, so I didn’t feel so bad.”
― Dan Gutman, Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!

“The next morning”
― Dan Gutman, Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!

“Frank”
― Dan Gutman, Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!

“Left! Right! Left! Right!” Dr. Carbles yelled as we marched. “Stop lagging behind, kindergarteners!” Dr. Carbles had us march around the playground a million hundred times. I thought I was gonna die.”
― Dan Gutman, Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!

“Okay, okay, I’ll tell you. And you don’t even have to read the next chapter. It was Dr. Carbles!”
― Dan Gutman, Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!

“I’m going to put Gobbles in detention.”
― Dan Gutman, Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!

“Silence!”
― Dan Gutman, Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!

“I bet”
― Dan Gutman, Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!

“Meet the New Boss What?! Mr. Klutz was fired? It couldn’t be true! We were all shocked. I thought it was one of those times when something really horrible happens and then it turns out just to be a dream. I saw that in a movie once. But the next morning while we were putting our backpacks away, everybody was talking about what happened. “Dr. Carbles can’t fire Mr. Klutz!” said Michael. “Well, he did,” said Ryan. “But Mr. Klutz is the best principal in the world!” said Neil the nude kid. Neil was right. Everybody loved Mr. Klutz. I was sad. Some kids were crying. Teachers were hugging each other in the hallway and dabbing their eyes with tissues. It was like Mr. Klutz had died. After we pledged the allegiance, our teacher, Miss Daisy, said we should remember the good times we had with Mr. Klutz. “Remember when he got his foot caught at the top of the flagpole and was hanging upside down?” said Ryan. “Remember when he dressed like Santa in the holiday pageant, and he was hanging upside down from his sleigh?” said Michael. “Once I got called to his office, and he was hanging upside down from the ceiling,” I told everybody. “Mr. Klutz sure hangs upside down a lot,” said Emily, who is a big crybaby. It was hard to concentrate on reading and math that morning. We were all thinking about the good old days with Mr. Klutz. When it was time to go to the vomitorium for lunch, we were still talking about him. “They’ll have to get us a new principal,” said Andrea, who”
― Dan Gutman, Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!

“Neil the nude kid even though he wears clothes. “Maybe he rented it,” said Michael. “You can rent anything. There’s probably a place called Rent-a-Turkey.”
― Dan Gutman, Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!

“DR. CARBLES?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I always thought you had to go to principal”
― Dan Gutman, Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!

“allegiance,”
― Dan Gutman, Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!

“Left! Right! Left! Right!”
― Dan Gutman, Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!

“From now on we will focus on the four Rs: reading, writing, arithmetic, and rules.”
― Dan Gutman, Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!

“all”
― Dan Gutman, Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!

“those”
― Dan Gutman, Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!

“Dr.”
― Dan Gutman, Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!

“whistle”
― Dan Gutman, Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!

“DAN GUTMAN”
― Dan Gutman, Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!