I Hope This Finds You Well Quotes

“I know what life I'm supposed to live; I have Pinterest. Obviously, this isn't it.”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well

“So many office situations show no regard for people with anxiety, yet we’re the bad guys if we can’t cope.”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well

“The thing about annoyance is that once there’s a spark, you can find more things to stoke it.”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well

“My legacy was taken down by a bowl of trout soup heated for one minute and thirty seconds on high.”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well

“That should've been a nice interaction. But I was a factor. An empty feeling flows through my chest. No matter what, I'll always be a factor.”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well

“All these people, with their thoughts floating so close, sitting beside one another in complete silence.”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well

“We’re all dry flecks of skin turning to dust and breathing each other up.”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well

“Shit. This is already a toothpaste-out-of-the-tube situation.”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well

“Because he's the boss, there's no stopping his dick fingers, and that's why no workplace is ever truly equal.”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well

“Nobody is immune to thinking they might be wasting their only life on a place that can toss you out without a second thought. This will be a reminder to anyone who ever suspected a company gave a shit about them. Even though we all tease that we’ll quit, we know this company can more easily part with us.”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well

“Why can’t we normalize telling babies and the people who love them to fuck off in some polite way?”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well

“I want to disappear into my bones.”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well

“So much of what I do here has nothing to do with my actual job, yet these little interactions matter so much.”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well

“You can't legally brag about your son since you named him "Carl".”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well

“I didn't choose a single person here, and yet I'm spending my life with them.”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well

“I stare at the entire party, at these miscellaneous work weirdos. I know too much about them in the absurd way that basically living with people in an office for forty hours a week always is. It’s incredible. And awful. Yet deep affection for every single one of them swells in my chest. I was so lucky to have crossed paths with them for a time.”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well

“But I think we need to normalize being comfortable roasting people. Everyone is way worse than they pretend to be.”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well

“I'm so embarrassed my vagina hurts.”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well

“I’ve spent more time with these people than anyone. We’re forced to work together in close proximity every day, which really means we’re forced to live together. And it’s the living involved. The sheer humanity of that, which could never be professional, or even normal. We’re all dry flecks of skin turning to dust and breathing each other up. It’s too much.”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well

“Everything I was afraid would happen happened. Yet relief is what rules me somehow.”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well

“Take it from me; it’s better to be a little picky and hold out for real friends, ’cause the fake friends can crush you.”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well

“Everything is so much easier when it isn’t real. What if this wasn’t really my life?”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well

“No, I don’t have Facebook,” I say quickly. “I see enough ugly babies IRL.”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well

“I drop onto my bed and watch comedy skits on my phone. And I laugh without actually laughing. There’s no point when you’re all alone.”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well

“Then he picks up the Yoda plushie from Jean Adler’s desk and sticks it in his pants. Randal is racing behind him and manages to pull the stuffed toy free from Larry’s grasp, before whipping it to the ground in disgust.”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well

“It’s weird, this power I’ve tapped into—what nobody counted on, what even I didn’t expect. I’m willing to fight to keep my job, and they don’t realize how much. I’ve eaten enough poison that it can’t kill me anymore, and now I’m here to win.
This might even be fun.”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well

“everyone is bad, actually; not talking about your private life with colleagues is suspicious; and you have to be fake nice to powerful people even when they treat you horribly.”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well

“So many office situations show no regard for people with anxiety, yet we’re the bad guys if we can’t cope. I should just walk away from it all.”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well

“It’s like I’m carrying all the pain from today and my life with me with each tile I pass.”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well

“haute dogs.”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well