The Satsuma Complex Quotes

“Fuck off with your Kit Kat Chunky”
― Bob Mortimer, The Satsuma Complex

“dogs sharing an interest in a spillage (I imagine the dogs are called Zak Briefcase and Lengthy Parsnips).”
― Bob Mortimer, The Satsuma Complex

“I'm sure a lot of people have these little daydreams and flights of fancy to fill the passing of time, but I don't know if they realize how important they can be to inject a bit of balance and optimism into your life.”
― Bob Mortimer, The Satsuma Complex

“never bothered with social media and the like. I don’t see the point of it; I’ve got enough strangers in my life as it is.”
― Bob Mortimer, The Clementine Complex

“And off she toddled back into the flat, banging Lassoo in the face with the door as he followed behind her. He looked up at me as if to say, 'That's your fucking fault.”
― Bob Mortimer, The Satsuma Complex

“she might be interested in me, or what I attempt to represent.”
― Bob Mortimer, The Satsuma Complex

“You look about as dynamic as an abandoned fridge”
― Bob Mortimer, The Satsuma Complex

“I'm always bending over myself to be someone that people like and, sometimes, I get the urge to do something that feels liberating to me. Yes, I feel terrible now, absolutely mortified if the truth be known, but at least it felt like I was living a little.”
― Bob Mortimer, The Satsuma Complex

“My mum used to tell me that I was blessed with a good imagination and should use it to my advantage—to relieve any boredom and inject perspective and joy into my life.”
― Bob Mortimer, The Clementine Complex