Catch Me If You Can Quotes

“Startled, I flinched "What are you doing?"

"Keeping you from going postal."

"You're doing it wrong.”
― L.B. Gregg, Catch Me If You Can

“Warning: This book contains graphic language, sex, lies, intrigue, clowns, kleptomania, anal sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation, bad driving, good cooking, and the missing head of a Justin Timberlake statue. Not for the sour of disposition.”
― L.B. Gregg, Catch Me If You Can

“He tugged my zipper down like he was unveiling a gift, spreading my pants open. “Yeah. There it is. You have a nice fat dick. I would have never guessed it."

“I’m Italian,” I said inanely.”
― L.B. Gregg, Catch Me If You Can