Glitch Quotes

“For all the dirty minded, filthy mouthed, smut loving readers out there: May you always come so hard, your mind and body GLITCH.”
― Briana Michaels, Glitch

“I want to make her hear colors”
― Briana Michaels, Glitch

“And if you gain weight, lose weight, dye your hair, shave your head, or change in anyway, I want a portrait of it. I want all of you. All your phases, all your transitions.” He”
― Briana Michaels, Glitch

“Whatcha gonna do about it?” He drags his eyes down my body. “Fuck around and find out.”
― Briana Michaels, Glitch

“I want to drag my tongue between her tits and fuck them. Cover them in my cum. Bite them. Fuck me sideways, I’m getting a hard-on. Damage control. DAMAGE. CONTROL!”
― Briana Michaels, Glitch

“If he was mine, I’d put a ring on it. One on his finger and another on his motherfucking cock.”
― Briana Michaels, Glitch

“Beetle!” I hear my sister Erin yell in the background”
― Briana Michaels, Glitch

“I love you,” I say.”
― Briana Michaels, Glitch

“He bunches my dress into his hands and brings a specific—and suspiciously wet—spot up to his nose and inhales. “Fuuuuck, Ara.”
― Briana Michaels, Glitch

“flaunts all her assets as well as showcases her neediness. I had to bite back my urges the entire time we were at the grocery store when I saw she had a fucking wet spot in the back. I”
― Briana Michaels, Glitch

“suck at being social. I hate big crowds. I’m an awkward turtle who is obsessed with anime, gaming, and art.”
― Briana Michaels, Glitch

“Glitch: I’m going to wrap my hands around your throat and squeeze until you see God. I smash the send button, realizing my mistake too late. FUCK! I sent the message to Ara, not Trey.”
― Briana Michaels, Glitch

“You learn a lot playing video games with people.”
― Briana Michaels, Glitch

“I swear he could lure me into Hell, and I’d joyfully skip the whole way down.”
― Briana Michaels, Glitch

“My face is broken into bits, like my facial cells are glitching. My throat has the word Deep blended into it. Computer code looks like it’s pouring over my head, but there are words hidden in it. Some cut deep and are harsh. Weak. Lost. Silent. Others are nice. Safe. Sublime. Strong. The letters run into each other and drip down my head and face. Not like in the Matrix. No, this is more like thick green honey that spills over me, melting into different shades of rainbow colors on the bottom. Family. Friend. Father figure.”
― Briana Michaels, Glitch

“I’m so fucking sorry. I’m sorry I took so long to get to you. I’m sorry you had to ever be around an asshole who couldn’t appreciate what he had. I’m sorry you don’t see your beauty like I do, or that you can’t grasp how truly insanely amazing you are.” He jerks the chair, making my heart leap in surprise. “I’ll spend all day, every day, telling you the truth. I’ll growl them in your ear, carve them into your dreams. You’re the most beautiful creature I’ve ever met. You’re funny and talented and built like a goddamn wet dream.” I”
― Briana Michaels, Glitch

“The bar must be low if buying you a baguette is considered one of the nicest things someone’s ever done for you.”
― Briana Michaels, Glitch

“She throws a Skittle at my head, snapping me out of my glitchy-thoughts. “One,” I warn, hoping she catches the humor in my deep tone. “You’ve just earned one.” “One what?” “Fuck around and find out.”
― Briana Michaels, Glitch

“You’re trying to take care of me.” Did she need someone to take care of her? I volunteer. Did she want someone to make sure all her needs were met? I. Vol. Un. Teer.”
― Briana Michaels, Glitch

“He leans into me and growls, “Brat.” He knew that about me already. I never hold my tongue when we play online, and it’s time I learn to not hold back in all aspects of my life. “Whatcha gonna do about it?” He drags his eyes down my body. “Fuck around and find out.”
― Briana Michaels, Glitch

“I can’t help the cheesy grin I’m rocking. And the fact that I so easily and quickly follow his lead is alarming. I swear he could lure me into Hell, and I’d joyfully skip the whole way down.”
― Briana Michaels, Glitch

“Glitch has to be a demon. A big, sexy, came-to-fuck-the-soul-out-of-your-body demon.”
― Briana Michaels, Glitch

“And maybe losing this position is a good thing. Erin hated her job and only stayed because it paid the bills. I can’t count how many times I’ve encouraged her to look elsewhere. I get that not everyone can afford the luxury of finding a job they love, but no one should be stuck wasting away in a position they hate either.”
― Briana Michaels, Glitch

“I lip-stalled back at the shop with him. I couldn’t make words come out of my mouth for the life of me. He probably thinks I’m a tool.”
― Briana Michaels, Glitch

“This is painful. Am I not what she thought I’d look like? My body’s filled out, so my deep voice goes well with the muscles I work hard for. I’m six-foot-four and have a full sleeve of ink on my left arm. Am I too much? Not enough? Some women don’t like dark-haired, inked up men like me.”
― Briana Michaels, Glitch

“I always hold back. Not anymore.”
― Briana Michaels, Glitch

“I held back when I was a kid, and never spoke my feelings or said what was on my mind.”
― Briana Michaels, Glitch

“Come near her,” he warns, “and I’ll tear your goddamn face off.”
― Briana Michaels, Glitch

“He’s probably married. If he was mine, I’d put a ring on it. One on his finger and another on his motherfucking”
― Briana Michaels, Glitch