Moon Blooded Breeding Clinic (Cambric Creek, #3) Quotes

“When you give yourself an erection that’s eye-level with some goblin’s grandmother, we’ll see if you’re still having a grand old time.”
― C.M. Nascosta, A Blue Ribbon Romance

“Inside me, there are two wolves. One is a bull. Both of them are assholes. Neither shares their ice cream. I’m the boss of everyone.”
― C.M. Nascosta, A Blue Ribbon Romance

“Just think what would happen if you didn’t have on pants. You go out shopping naked, minding your own business at the grocery store, and all of a sudden, someone turns the blender on the pulse setting, and you come all over the cereal aisle because it sounds like the milking machine. Clean-up on aisle two; there’s a half gallon of minotaur semen flooding the way.”
― C.M. Nascosta, A Blue Ribbon Romance

“When you lick her pussy, don’t act like you’re doing her a favor. It’s a five-course meal and you’ve been starving. That’s how you treat it.”
― C.M. Nascosta, Moon Blooded Breeding Clinic (Cambric Creek, #3)

“Real men can get on their knees and take a strap. I don’t want to wait for shit to charge when she’s in a toy kind of mood, and that was the best money I’ve ever spent.”
― C.M. Nascosta, Moon Blooded Breeding Clinic (Cambric Creek, #3)

“You know, you meet shitty people of all different species every single week, and look at how many of them are partnered. How many of them are married. And yeah, maybe their marriage is just as shitty as they are, but that’s not the point. Why is that shitty person good enough to be loved, and I’m not? Why don’t I deserve to be happy right now? This version of me, the person I am today. Why isn’t she just as deserving of love as anybody else?”
― C.M. Nascosta, A Blue Ribbon Romance

“My panties are huge. They’re high-waisted, they cover my whole ass. They’re not sexy, they’re not these tiny little things you’ll want to take off with your teeth, but I’m not changing them for you. I’m not wearing thongs, I’m not wearing little hipsters. They’re my underwear, I have to wear them, not you.”
― C.M. Nascosta, Girls Weekend

“Darlin’, you keep that up and I’ll be taking you home to meet mama tonight,”
― C.M. Nascosta, Girls Weekend

“A man who lets you eat cheese, encourages it even! This really is the dream!”
― C.M. Nascosta, Girls Weekend

“So wet for me, little flower.”
― C.M. Nascosta, Girls Weekend

“A little flower and her bunny rabbit,”
― C.M. Nascosta, Girls Weekend

“You have to fall in love with someone real and not the idea you have of what she ought to be. Because if you’re going to fall in love with all the good bits, you gotta find something worth loving in all the bad. She’s not perfect, and neither are you. Some days are gonna be messy. But that’s the part you have to love extra hard. And the same for her because Shanth’a knows you ain’t perfect.”
― C.M. Nascosta, A Blue Ribbon Romance

“He had no desire to be that neighbor, but if Violet did not take charge of things soon, he would be the one rampaging up Main Street, swinging his erection like a wrecking ball, smashing the scoop truck and their stingy sample rules,”
― C.M. Nascosta, A Blue Ribbon Romance

“Khash likes to pretend that he single-handedly wrestled down a mastodon every time he turns on the grill,”
― C.M. Nascosta, A Blue Ribbon Romance

“How do you put your balls on a diet?”
― C.M. Nascosta, A Blue Ribbon Romance

“she decided she would be happy to call him her good boy forever if it made him throb in such a way.”
― C.M. Nascosta, Moon Blooded Breeding Clinic (Cambric Creek, #3)

“She was going to break his heart. There was no way around it, and he knew that with absolute certainty. He was soft and weak and too fucking needy, and he should have known better than to have signed up for this program; he should’ve known from the start.”
― C.M. Nascosta, Moon Blooded Breeding Clinic (Cambric Creek, #3)

“Good boy,” she crooned against his hair. “You’re cumming so much for me. Such a good boy.” This is how I want to die. It was a thought he’d had previously. Then, he’d thought the best circumstances of expiration would have been in what had been his favorite sexual position — the filling a threesome sandwich, his cock buried balls-deep in a beautiful girl, with someone else’s cock kissing his prostate, everyone paying attention to him, the center of everything, exactly where he was meant to be — getting his pleasure from every side. He was forced to amend that now. He disliked words like straight or anything that indicated the contrary of whatever that meant; he liked feeling good, and sex felt good, regardless of with whom he had it . . . but his heart was rarely ever a factor. You could fall in love with this girl.”
― C.M. Nascosta, Moon Blooded Breeding Clinic (Cambric Creek, #3)

“You don’t want to do anything reckless with a stranger. Nothing reckless. Nothing reckless, nothing reckless at all. You know, like make a baby with one.”
― C.M. Nascosta, Moon Blooded Breeding Clinic (Cambric Creek, #3)

“She wanted to make him breakfast and kiss his nose and fall asleep in his arms, pressed to his chest . . . and she wanted him to fuck her hard and deep enough that his cock brushed her tonsils. She contained multitudes, Moriah reminded herself.”
― C.M. Nascosta, Moon Blooded Breeding Clinic (Cambric Creek, #3)

“Time blindness, he once heard it called.”
― C.M. Nascosta, Moon Blooded Breeding Clinic (Cambric Creek, #3)

“I love you, Eleanor. I’ve come to claim you as my bride, Miss Eastwick, and bring you home to Basingstone, where you belong.”
― C.M. Nascosta, How to Marry a Marble Marquis

“She didn’t know why he was here, but if he didn’t disappear rather quickly, she was going to find wherever it was he slept and push him into the lake.”
― C.M. Nascosta, How to Marry a Marble Marquis

“For pity’s sake, do I have to fucking do everything?!“ Maris pushed to her feet, flinging the glass of ratafia into the fire, and the flames surged. “Go pack a bag right now, you fucking child, and go after her. You have an invitation to the ball, Silas. Go claim your bride. And I swear to the moon, if you bollocks this up, I will push you from the roof. You’re too stupid to wear the title.”
― C.M. Nascosta, How to Marry a Marble Marquis

“You already have me ready to spill, darling. How is that possible?” He was moving his hips now, raising them to meet her hands, both of her hands around his shaft now squeezed tight within his own, his eyes closed, and his head dropped back . . . “Still, I do wonder how different an orc would be.” His groan was strangled,”
― C.M. Nascosta, How to Marry a Marble Marquis

“It made no matter how often he emptied it — jerking himself in a mad frenzy until he seized, spilling like a green boy, or else, making good use of Lady Derrybrook’s firm grip and willing mouth, fucking dairymaids and a duke’s daughter, trying and failing every day to purge his loins of the hot, hard desire they’d developed for Eleanor Eastwick, but it was no use. His knot pulsed in a cadence that seemed to echo her name and hers alone.”
― C.M. Nascosta, How to Marry a Marble Marquis

“Lords and dandies who only want to ruin women, ruin our reputations and our virtue. Flattery, I discovered, was the best way to put those men off, and I can’t imagine it wouldn’t work on you as well, Lord Stride. You now have the power to ruin me for London society. Is that enough? How long am I expected to stroke your ego before I’ve sufficiently mollified your colossal vanity, my lord?”
― C.M. Nascosta, How to Marry a Marble Marquis

“I understand that humans are quite content to play at being coy indefinitely, but when your time is limited, and a mate is your aim, I assure you, exciting his blood is just as important as your manners. More important, to be quite frank.”
― C.M. Nascosta, How to Marry a Marble Marquis

“Why is that shitty person good enough to be loved, and I’m not? Why don’t I deserve to be happy right now? This version of me, the person I am today. Why isn’t she just as deserving of love as anybody else?”
― C.M. Nascosta, A Blue Ribbon Romance

“He’d had visa trouble his second year overseas, winding up in a temporary holding cell in a place where he barely spoke the local language, for a minor, teensy tiny transgression so inconsequential he refused to take responsibility for it, and rather than contact the Embassy as he was meant to, he called his brother. The entire thing had been fixed and washed away, and their parents had never needed to find out.”
― C.M. Nascosta, Moon Blooded Breeding Clinic (Cambric Creek, #3)