Terra Incognita Quotes

“Thousands of years of waiting, and we're finally free. When the history books include this part, I don't want there to be a p-paragraph saying that monsters still had to stay in the Underground because Dr. Alphys was hung over.”

“okay, that sounds bad, but consider this; everyone would remember your name when it came up on a quiz.”
― TimeCloneMike, Terra Incognita

“11:23 AM LadyDeathwish: Hey that skeleton in the video with you and the cop

11:23 AM LadyDeathwish: Is he single

11:23 AM: r u talking abt papyrus or sans

11:24 AM: papyrus is the tall

11:24 AM: WAIT WAT

11:24 AM LadyDeathwish: DON'T YOU START

11:24 AM LadyDeathwish: Being demi is a chore

11:24 AM LadyDeathwish: Who am I attracted to? and why?!

11:24 AM: fuck I know Matt was an asshole

11:24 AM: but I didn't realize he was bad enough to get you to give up on human men entirely”
― TimeCloneMike, Terra Incognita

“Joe blinked, turned his head and tried to focus on the table. There was a card that said 'Happy Birthday' except that the word Birthday had been crossed out and the phrase 'Badass Cyborg Arm Surgery' had been hastily written beneath it in what appeared to be black marker.”
― TimeCloneMike, Terra Incognita

“Chara? What about you?"

"...I want to get off Mister Bones' Wild Ride.”
― TimeCloneMike, Terra Incognita

“Do you have to do that?"

"Do what?"

"Talk with your mouth open."

"That's how talking works dumbass."

"I meant chew with your mouth open. This is a Chinese joint not a seafood joint."

"Yeah, well, you snore and you show no signs of stopping. So I guess neither of us is getting what we want today."

"Jesus Christ, will you two get a room already? The sexual tension is thicker than the sweet and sour sauce."

Both agents turned to see a man carrying several takeout boxes from the cash register to the door, shoving it open with one shoulder and holding it as some sort of aquatic or amphibious monster in a business suit made its way inside.

Agent Black turned to his partner.

"Wasn't that the conspiracy theorist guy?"

Agent Brown raised both eyebrows.

"That was what you thought was most important there? Not the whole sexual tension comment?”
― TimeCloneMike, Terra Incognita

“It took a moment longer for them to consider that they were being chased by a man on magical ice skates, only the ice was on his feet and not the surface being skated on.

"...fine. Why not."

"What's happening?! We're slowing down!"

"Well. It appears. We have a new tradition in Ebott's Wake. Cultists On Ice!”
― TimeCloneMike, Terra Incognita

“It's complicated." Chara turned around to face forward again. "I realized when you were trying to get me to come with you. A lot of people went to a lot of trouble to make sure I got a second chance. If I die fighting Jordan, I probably won't get a third. And if I did manage to kill him, that's another mess for Frisk and Papyrus and mom and dad to clean up. And then when he was talking, I understood. Sometimes the universe does let you have a second chance. But my second chance is not his.”
― TimeCloneMike, Terra Incognita