Greed Quotes

“People who confuse entomology and etymology bug me in ways I can't put into words.”
― Alex Raizman, Greed

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― Alex Raizman, Greed

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― Alex Raizman, Greed

“If it helps,” Zeke said. “Your eye was delicious.”
― Alex Raizman, Greed

“Mammals,” he growled. “Never understood the preoccupation with touch.”
― Alex Raizman, Greed

“If you want therapy, talk to a someone who knows what they’re doing. If you want a brutal slap in the face, talk to a dungeon.”
― Alex Raizman, Greed

“I am sorry that happened to you. Truly. But—and I mean this from the bottom of my heart—I also don’t care.”
― Alex Raizman, Greed

“I think it’s cute you think I care. But that is a Nope. Of the genus Nopeasaurus. From the lineages of Nopeadons, going back to the No Way Epoch. This dungeon can take this Nope,”
― Alex Raizman, Greed

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― Alex Raizman, Greed

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― Alex Raizman, Greed

“Screamandscreamandscreamandscreamandscreamand[NOTE: Phrase repeats 1893 more times before feedback loop terminates repetition,”
― Alex Raizman, Greed

“consume them all every last bit of flesh let decay take hold rot and rot and rot until the sun itself rots”
― Alex Raizman, Greed

“Alger was a human, meaning he was basically a monkey who thought it was better than other monkeys by virtue of speech and murder.”
― Alex Raizman, Greed