Luxuria Quotes

“my stupid pheromones would be all ‘ooh yes, sexy monster husband! Tell me more about how attractive you find me! Let me do the scent dance of my people!”
― Colette Rhodes, Luxuria

“Honestly, it was more of a frog march than a romantic post-ceremony stroll, but the joke was on him because I was into being manhandled.”
― Colette Rhodes, Luxuria

“Seriously, I was one muttered complaint about how slow my human legs moved away from whispering, ‘sorry, Monster Daddy,’ and dropping to my knees to ask for forgiveness.”
― Colette Rhodes, Luxuria

“″Eat,” I prompted, nudging my wife who hadn’t yet touched her food. “Did I interrupt you before your lunch today? Have you had your vegetables?” A slow smile spread across her face, her expression looking a little… bemused? ″I did, but thank you for checking on me, that’s very sweet of you.” ″I’m not sweet,” I countered immediately, worried someone had overheard. Damen leaned around Ophelia with a knowing grin on his face. “You’re the sweetest, big brother.” Little shit.”
― Colette Rhodes, Luxuria

“My mouth went dry. All the fluid in my body had traveled south on an urgent lubrication mission.”
― Colette Rhodes, Luxuria

“″Yes,” I replied, glancing at him out of the corner of my eye but refusing to get caught up in his intimidating beauty. Not today, Satan. I’ll spend this entire dinner thinking about the day I moved into my old apartment and realized no one had unclogged the shower drain in fifteen years if I have to. I’d prepared a mental list of my least sexy thoughts in advance.”
― Colette Rhodes, Luxuria

“It’s going to be fine. You are going to make the best of this. You are Ophelia Bishop, failed huntress and moderately talented marketing coordinator. You can do this.”
― Colette Rhodes, Luxuria

“I do like your legs,” I agreed before she could speak. “But they are very short and it takes a very long time to get anywhere.”
― Colette Rhodes, Luxuria

“When is a monster not a monster? Oh, when you love it.”
― Colette Rhodes, Luxuria

“″What do you mean?” my wife asked, twisting away from me to look at my brother. Stupid feast. Stupid everyone taking her attention away from me.”
― Colette Rhodes, Luxuria

“My Ophelia,’ I said, my voice silent to her ears. ‘My love. Wake up and please don’t stab me. I’m bringing you home, I hope you can forgive me for it.”
― Colette Rhodes, Luxuria

“God, Allerick. The way he was growly and rough and protective, even when he hadn’t liked me very much. The way he’d fuck me like a toy whilst worshipping me like a queen, exactly the way I liked it. The way he’d held on to me so tightly even when he seemed confused about what that meant and how to process it.”
― Colette Rhodes, Luxuria

“You’d better hope they’re of me. If you’ve been drawing other Shades fucking my wife, wearing my crown,“—shit—“then I’m going to have to kill some of my own subjects, Queen Ophelia.”
― Colette Rhodes, Luxuria

“Are you telling me,” Allerick said slowly, carefully collecting up my drawings and setting them on the nightstand, “that you have been wet and wanting since our wedding, wife?”
― Colette Rhodes, Luxuria

“You look…” Allerick swallowed thickly. “Shall we go?” I asked, already turning towards the hallway. If he finished that sentence, my stupid pheromones would be all ‘ooh yes, sexy monster husband! Tell me more about how attractive you find me! Let me do the scent dance of my people!”
― Colette Rhodes, Luxuria

“Good morning, your majesty,” she said, bowing low. “I apologize if I woke you.” “No apology necessary,” I yawned. “I don’t suppose we can drop the ‘your majesty’ stuff?” She chuckled quietly. “How about ‘Queen Ophelia’? Is that more to your taste?”  “It feels arrogant to say ‘yes,’ but I have gone my whole life feeling like someone should call me a queen, so I’m going to roll with it,” I sighed, flopping back against the pillows.”
― Colette Rhodes, Luxuria

“I’d been promised monster fucking, and I wasn’t getting any damn monster fucking.”
― Colette Rhodes, Luxuria

“sorry, Monster Daddy,’ and dropping to my knees to ask for forgiveness.”
― Colette Rhodes, Luxuria

“That happened a lot around Ophelia—strange, inexplicable sensations in my chest that I should probably have examined by a healer. But then they might fix them, and I wasn’t sure I wanted these strange sensations to go away.”
― Colette Rhodes, Luxuria

“Did Shades have wet dreams? Did they come more than humans? In my drawings, there was always a lot of cum.”
― Colette Rhodes, Luxuria