Honestly, I'm Totally Faking It Quotes

“My email had pinged two minutes later. In addition to his renewed focus on being likable to regular people, he was determined to nail being a boyfriend. To him, that meant coming up with pet names throughout the day. Honeycakes. Muffinbear. Little Booty Ham Sandwich.”
― Amanda Gambill, Honestly, I'm Totally Faking It

“I think,I hope,I believe that we're meant to be. And I love you. You in your entirety.”
― Amanda Gambill, Honestly, I'm Totally Faking It

“what I wanted. Pure pleasure crashed over me, and the only words I could manage was his name over and over until I fell off of him, writhing in aftershocks. “Oh my gosh, Pres, wow. How are you so good at everything? Holy cats and kitten and caboodle.”
― Amanda Gambill, Honestly, I'm Totally Faking It

“Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.”
― Amanda Gambill, Honestly, I'm Totally Faking It

“I’d always wondered what it meant when someone kept their real smile hidden. Now I wondered what it meant if someone kept it reserved for just one person.”
― Amanda Gambill, Honestly, I'm Totally Faking It

“Everything. My gazongas and a hint of hot pocket.”
― Amanda Gambill, Honestly, I'm Totally Faking It

“Um," I said eloquently.”
― Amanda Gambill, Honestly, I'm Totally Faking It

“I'd always wondered what it meant when someone kept their real smile hidden. Now I wondered what it meant if someone kept it reserved for just one person.”
― Amanda Gambill, Honestly, I'm Totally Faking It

“p.s. I liked how you organized my call notes.
That, I was almost certain, was Pres' version of flirting.”
― Amanda Gambill, Honestly, I'm Totally Faking It

“I don't think it's possible to do a walk of shame in Hugo Boss.”
― Amanda Gambill, Honestly, I'm Totally Faking It

“I’ve always had the jaded mindset that people believe whatever you want them to believe. But the world doesn’t need more people who think like that. The world needs more people like you. You make people believe in themselves, in something better, in something so purely good that you’re certain it can’t be real. That’s power. That’s you, Rach. I believe in you as much as you believe in the world. So when you decide who you want to be and where you want to go, I’ll be there. -jps”
― Amanda Gambill, Honestly, I'm Totally Faking It

“Fucking finally,” he said, sitting up and pulling me to him before I could take it back and play it off as a joke. And without a second’s hesitation, our lips met.”
― Amanda Gambill, Honestly, I'm Totally Faking It