Sadly, Porn Quotes

“the strong do what they have to, and the weak will accept what they are able to.”
― Edward Teach, Sadly, Porn

“Undoubtedly someone is going to toss the words heteronormative and individualizing the structural at me, and that person should stop reading immediately, not just this book but all books, your mind is broken and it is better suited for TV.  I don't mean you are stupid, only that you are even more a product of the system you hate than the porn you think you reject.”
― Edward Teach, Sadly, Porn

“And so we come to today, the contemporary defense against the unconscious by an ego that knows all the tricks of the unconscious: instead of our superego repressing desires incompatible with who we want to be, we repress nothing and wait for a superego to come along and tell us who we are.”
― Edward Teach, Sadly, Porn

“smirk”
― Edward Teach, Sadly, Porn

“In porn, as in all media, males don't dominate, women don't dominate, the medium dominates, you will come to it to tell you how to come.”
― Edward Teach, Sadly, Porn

“I said he went hyperbolic, but within a limited domain you can approximate it with a quadratic polynomial, i.e. a parable, so maybe we should focus not on what he said, but to whom he said it.”
― Edward Teach, Sadly, Porn

“If a 25 year old guy in a fedora offered you a jellybaby you’d strangle him with the scarf he is inevitably wearing, but if a girl wants to be choked during sex we’re not supposed to assume it’s because the guy likes showing off his forearm tattoos?”
― Edward Teach, Sadly, Porn

“You could go up one psychic level and allow that maybe no man there actually cheated, but they all wanted to cheat, and as Freud explained, the superego assigns as much guilt to wanting as it does to acting, which is why to Freud, Oedipus's guilt preceded his actions-- the guilt, not the actions, were what was predestined.  He was screwed either way, so it may as well be by Jocasta.  “That's silly, I certainly don't feel as much guilt when I think about cheating as if I actually had cheated.”  I think you have never cheated.  When you do, you will be pleased to discover that you feel just as much guilt as when you merely thought about it.  If only you had known that sooner!”
― Edward Teach, Sadly, Porn

“no one has hurt the Athenian Empire more than the malicious Mytilenians, he says, they are deliberately aggressive, have aided the enemy, and would happily kill every one of us if they could.”
― Edward Teach, Sadly, Porn