Too Much Coffee Man's Parade of Tirade Quotes

“Patience comes to those who wait.”
― Shannon Wheeler, Too Much Coffee Man's Parade of Tirade

“Time to sit and contemplate life. As I sit and contemplate, I begin to realize how short our lives actually are. I need to do something... but when I'm involved with a project, I lose track of time. I turn around and years of my life are suddenly gone. If... I sit and do nothing... then... time seems to slow... to a crawl... but... I accomplish nothing. If I could manage to do something and nothing at the same time, it'll seem like life lasts forever. But I'm wasting time thinking about wasting time. Perhaps there's something on the tee-vee.”
― Shannon Wheeler, Too Much Coffee Man's Parade of Tirade

“Unrequited love is like hitting your head against a wall that isn't there.”
― Shannon Wheeler, Too Much Coffee Man's Parade of Tirade