Beat the Band Quotes

“This is going to be epic.”
― Don Calame, Beat the Band

“It’s common knowledge, dude. Google it.”
― Don Calame, Beat the Band

“This is it, dawgs”, I say. “From boys to men. Tenth grade is the year we tag all the bases. First, second, third and then we slide into home.”
― Don Calame, Beat the Band

“Oh, I don’t know, I’ve got a few Benjamins burning a hole in my pocket.” I pat the breast pocket of my coveralls. “Besides, my dad could sure use one of those washers. His balls are always so dirty. I don’t know how he does it, but every time he golfs, his balls get caked in mud.” I glance over at Helen, her eyes horrified, her mouth a perfect O. The look on her face is priceless — and almost as funny as how clueless Jules seems to be. Jules nods. “That’s what happens when you play on grass and dirt.” “I guess so.” I shake my head. “Still, I don’t think I’ve ever seen balls quite this soiled. Do your balls get that filthy?” “Depends”
― Don Calame, Beat the Band