Swamp Sweets Quotes

“This is what happened when you combined hopped-up engines, drunks, and a boat race.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Sweets

“I shook my head. “I don’t ever want to hear the word ‘turkey’ come out of your mouth again unless ‘Butterball’ is in front of it.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Sweets

“I had a backpack with our water supplies and tossed in a crab net I’d found in the camp closet, just in case I needed to capture that bird. Or tie off a compound fracture. It could swing either way.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Sweets

“I saw your shower curtain hit the back lawn. You’ll need to replace that.” “I have a spare,” I said. “Why on earth would you have a spare shower curtain?” he asked. “In case I need to haul off a body,” I said.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Sweets

“Gertie clapped her hands. “Another murder to solve. Thank God. I was getting bored.” “We just had a head fall off in front of us a few weeks ago at the Halloween festival,” Ida Belle said. “How many people need to be murdered to keep you entertained?”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Sweets

“I looked around my boat and sighed. “When the corpses outnumber the living, you know your boat has taken a hard turn in the wrong direction.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Sweets