It Must've Been Something I Ate Quotes

“As a leftover sixties liberal, I believe that the long arm and beady eyes of the government have no place in our bedrooms, our kitchens, or the backseats of our parked cars. But I also feel that the immediate appointment of a Special Pastry Prosecutor would do much more good than harm. We know the free market has totally failed when 89 percent of all the tart pastry, chocolate-chip cookies, and tuiles in America are far less delicious than they would be if bakers simply followed a few readily available recipes. What we need is a system of graduated fines and perhaps short jail sentences to discourage the production of totally depressing baked goods. Maybe a period of unpleasant and tedious community service could be substituted for jail time.”
― Jeffrey Steingarten, It Must've Been Something I Ate: The Return of the Man Who Ate Everything

“Whenever I have nothing better to do, I roast a chicken.”
― Jeffrey Steingarten, It Must've Been Something I Ate: The Return of the Man Who Ate Everything

“As long as I can remember, male candy eaters have been ill-used, misunderstood, and denigrated, in films and on television, as weak, self-indulgent, soft, effeminate, undisciplined, and venal. Most of us have been driven underground. We eat our candy alone and on the sly. We never experience the intimacy of sharing candy with others—unless we have chosen our mates wisely.”
― Jeffrey Steingarten, It Must've Been Something I Ate: The Return of the Man Who Ate Everything

“I am reminded that while New Yorkers say "standing on line," the rest of the English-speaking world says "standing in line.”
― Jeffrey Steingarten, It Must've Been Something I Ate: The Return of the Man Who Ate Everything