What To Expect When You're Expecting Something Different Quotes

“Do you know what Parthenogenesis is?” “What? No.” “It occurs primarily in invertebrates: insects, fish, reptiles, in a few species of birds, sharks. It mainly occurs when there is a lack of males and depletion in the species. However, you, Everild, are the first mammal, the first human, ever to conceive without sperm—at least on record. Your child has no paternal DNA, just yours. Normally, in humans, this would cause a teratoma tumor, but remarkably, a healthy embryo was able to form.” My only response is to blink.”
― Katie Zaber, DNA Demons N Angels: What To Expect When You're Expecting Something Different

“What does Mom want?” “She wants to know if you burnt the cookies,” he says while chuckling to himself, knowing how much his mother drives me insane. “Tell her they look like charcoal and I expect her to eat them all.”
― Katie Zaber, DNA Demons N Angels: What To Expect When You're Expecting Something Different