Ghazghkull Thraka Quotes

“As far as it could be grasped, orkoid minds seemed capable of believing more than one objective truth at the same time. Indeed, they could hold several entirely contradictory facts in their conscious reckoning at once, and not feel the slightest bit of mental discomfort.”
― Nate Crowley, Ghazghkull Thraka: Prophet of the Waaagh!

“As luck would have it, I’d been carrying the big metal bucket when it happened, and that’s what saved me. A bullet had pinged off it, right back into the shin of the ork who’d fired it, and I’d legged it while the ork was busy shouting at the bucket.”
― Nate Crowley, Ghazghkull Thraka: Prophet of the Waaagh!

“It was a fing, but it was the fing version of Ghazghkull, if you know what I mean. A Big Daemon, I think you call 'em. And you know how warp-fings come in different sorts of... themes, based on different ideas that humans reckon are bad, like disease, or enjoying yourself, or change? Well, this was one of the ones where the theme was 'anger', with horns and big wings and a magic whip and all that.”
― Nate Crowley, Ghazghkull Thraka: Prophet of the Waaagh!

“We've been through this, Orm. Orks have no... reproductive anatomy, and consequently no understanding of sex or gender.'
'Some of us understand sexangender', interrupted Biter, keen as ever to demonstrate their unusual expertise in humans. 'I find it all... quite funny.”
― Nate Crowley, Ghazghkull Thraka: Prophet of the Waaagh!

“And as soon as the gate opened, the newcomer walked up and they headbutted the chief. Of course, the chief just laughed at that, and beat the stripling to a pulp, before taking the pelt and heading back into the fort. But as the gate began to close, they came over all soft, and shouted for Gogduf's doc to have the unconscious newcomer dragged in and fed. Who knows why. Maybe the headbutt had reminded them of their own youth, and made 'em wistful. Goffs can be sentimental like that. Or maybe it was the gods speaking. Maybe the headbutt was the gods speaking.”
― Nate Crowley, Ghazghkull Thraka: Prophet of the Waaagh!