Kid Christmas Rides Again Quotes

“Squee-squee-squawky-squiggly-squee.”
― Eric Arvin, Kid Christmas Rides Again

“Then, there was a sudden, sharp pain in the bum and everything went dizzy, then dark. A poison peppermint dart had been shot into his muscular buttocks from afar. Later, in recollection, Kid Christmas had to admit that bending over to lick the lollipop fence post with his musculus bumulus high in the air was an easy red target, something very hard to miss.”
― Eric Arvin, Kid Christmas Rides Again