I'd Like to Play Alone, Please Quotes

“Days before he passed, he asked me if I knew what happens after someone dies.

“What?”

“The world goes on.”
― Tom Segura, I'd Like to Play Alone, Please: Essays

“I promise that he following sentences are not a joke. I especially want to say this to artists: I'm improbably successful in the comedy world. You don't know the full scope of it, but it's almost unimaginable. I'm not telling you to brag. I'm saying it because I'm really not special. I wasn't chosen, and I didn't have a team of tastemakers behind me making my dreams happen. I made them happen, and you can make yours happen too. I mean it. If you're a comedian, writer, actor, painter, director, dancer, or any other type of artist, you can make your dreams happen. You can have the career and the life that you dream of. The only thing I did was believe I could do it, and I took action. You must do the same. You have to know you are meant to do your craft and you have to act. You have to write, dance, paint, get onstage, express yourself however you feel compelled to, and you have to take a chance on yourself. I recorded my own album, submitted for what was available, and started my own podcase. I'm not special, but I didn't wait for something to happen. I took calculated risks, and you can and should do the same. Make the life you want happen for yourself because you really can.”
― Tom Segura, I'd Like to Play Alone, Please: Essays

“I’d learned something they don’t teach you in school: The world is full of disappointment. In sports, jobs, but most of all, in people.”
― Tom Segura, I'd Like to Play Alone, Please

“dirty jokes aren’t lesser jokes.”
― Tom Segura, I'd Like to Play Alone, Please

“a sixth-year senior, a dumb-dumb.”
― Tom Segura, I'd Like to Play Alone, Please

“I'm also, depending on who you ask, VERY funny or not at all”
― Tom Segura, I'd Like to Play Alone, Please: Essays