Gilded Mess Quotes

“He wasn’t your Darcy?” “He was the Wickhamest Wickham to ever Wickham,” I replied gravely.”
― Colette Rhodes, Gilded Mess

“It’s fine to be jealous.” I shrugged. “Just so long as you don’t think any less of yourself.”
― Colette Rhodes, Gilded Mess

“Can we keep her?” Eli asked eagerly.

“You want to keep the girl that smells like marijuana and tears?” I replied drolly. And Seth’s body wash, my mind supplied unhelpfully.

“Why don’t we wake her up first?” Seth muttered, his nose twitching.

“Great idea. I’ll lick her face,” Eli responded, more dog than bear.

“You will not,”
― Colette Rhodes, Gilded Mess

“We should probably consider locking the door from time to time,” Eli pointed out with a shrug, looking more curious than angry, deeply inhaling the enticing scent. “That is a delicious smelling intruder.”
― Colette Rhodes, Gilded Mess

“I could totally envision Noah laying me over his lap and spanking the attitude out of me. I could probably orgasm from that visual alone, to be honest. I’d lock that away for future reference, should I pursue my camgirl plan. Or just in case I wanted to get myself off. Either one.”
― Colette Rhodes, Gilded Mess

“He was the Wickhamest Wickham to ever Wickham,” I replied gravely.”
― Colette Rhodes, Gilded Mess

“Aurelia’s internet search history shows an extensive interest in jewelry design and double penetration.”
― Colette Rhodes, Gilded Mess