Fortune Funhouse Quotes

“You know all those things like weight limits and expiration dates are purely optional.” It wasn’t exactly a ringing endorsement but since I ate expired food all the time and hadn’t died yet”
― Jana Deleon, Fortune Funhouse

“I think I need to start drinking,” Walter said. “You already drink,” Ida Belle said. “I meant seriously,” he said. “Maybe professionally.”
― Jana Deleon, Fortune Funhouse

“crossed”
― Jana Deleon, Fortune Funhouse

“the”
― Jana Deleon, Fortune Funhouse

“This obsession you have with funnel cake isn’t healthy,”
― Jana Deleon, Fortune Funhouse