No Souvenirs Quotes

“Two doctorates. My mother would be so happy. If you didn't have a dick.”
― K.A. Mitchell, No Souvenirs

“Wait. You have two Ph.D.'s?"
"Yeah." Shane passed it off as if it were as common as having two nipples.”
― K.A. Mitchell, No Souvenirs

“The eel's pause gave Kim far too long to weigh how incredibly stupid this impulse was-- as if the tattoo covering his wrist weren't reminder enough of how irrevocable some rash ideas could be.”
― K.A. Mitchell, No Souvenirs