Mom Jeans and Other Mistakes Quotes

“Nobody is entitled to take up space in your life if they aren’t good for you. My mental well-being is more important than society’s expectations. Family, friends, nobody should be allowed in your life if they are toxic.”
― Alexa Martin, Mom Jeans and Other Mistakes

“This must be why they say love is like a drug. Knowing just how destructive it can be, but willing to risk everything for a momentary high when all you feel is good.”
― Alexa Martin, Mom Jeans and Other Mistakes

“But, if nothing else, I can have the phrase reproduction is dope made into wall art from Etsy, so I guess the night isn’t a total wash.”
― Alexa Martin, Mom Jeans and Other Mistakes

“The parenting books told me everything I needed to know about pregnancy and birth and colic, but not one of them prepared me for five-year-olds and their ability to lose shoes.”
― Alexa Martin, Mom Jeans and Other Mistakes

“She’s a narcissist, Jude. Time and space will not change that. You have to protect yourself from her, because if you don’t, she will drag you down and then step on your battered body to get back up.”
― Alexa Martin, Mom Jeans and Other Mistakes