Witch Please Quotes

“Honesty didn’t solve everything. Sometimes it just made everyone involved feel shitty.”
― Ann Aguirre, Witch Please

“they binged a bunch of goofy romantic movies, ones that always ended happily, no matter how messy it seemed in the middle. This was exactly the way Danica liked her fiction too. Sometimes she branched out to other genres, but those books often left her with a deep sense of trepidation, reading without the assurance that characters she cared about could survive until the end. Hell, if I wanted to feel shitty, I’d watch the news.”
― Ann Aguirre, Witch Please

“It also didn’t escape her that she was trying to cut ties with one person who didn’t expect anything from her to please those who did.”
― Ann Aguirre, Witch Please

“One of them was a cute guy, unmistakably flirting, and if Titus didn’t have plans, he might see where that went. But today, Danica was waiting for him, and he didn’t want to mess it up.”
― Ann Aguirre, Witch Please

“She cut in, “I know it’s a Midwestern tradition to apologize repeatedly when nobody is really at fault, but let’s call it even.”
― Ann Aguirre, Witch Please

“We don’t serve the Dark Lord either. Such nonsense.”
― Ann Aguirre, Witch Please

“She’s like an oven whisperer. Competence is so sexy.”
― Ann Aguirre, Witch Please

“I feel like it would be an irresponsible use of sexual tension if we don’t orgasm together at least once.”
― Ann Aguirre, Witch Please

“Some people claimed being a teenager was awesome, but he knew better. It meant being old enough to realize how fucked up certain things were while having no power to impact them. All the anxiety of adulthood and none of the control, worst of both worlds.”
― Ann Aguirre, Witch Please

“It wasn’t that he thought she couldn’t open her own door, but he wanted Danica to know that she was special, worth putting in extra effort.”
― Ann Aguirre, Witch Please

“Are you all right?” she asked instead of a more conventional greeting. “I…think so?” “You don’t sound sure.” “It’s because I never realized beauty could be a blunt object before.”
― Ann Aguirre, Witch Please

“Are we really having this conversation? You can’t be interested in my juices.” Oh God. I said that, didn’t I? I actually said it.”
― Ann Aguirre, Witch Please

“People don’t really call me that, do they?” “Well, we do. At book club. Clem says that your cherry Danishes are to die for, so she was in favor of the Great Dane, and Margie loves your cream puffs, so she wanted to call you DreamPuff, but I lobbied for CinnaMan since those are my favorites. At the risk of tooting my own horn, I’m pretty influential,”
― Ann Aguirre, Witch Please

“Once the customer left, Maya said, “You’re finally back. What took you so long?” Titus smiled. “I met the woman I’m going to marry.”
― Ann Aguirre, Witch Please

“He suspected it was too soon to declare that he’d decided to marry her and was already christening their babies in his brain. Two at least, no more than five.”
― Ann Aguirre, Witch Please

“Oh my God,” she breathed. “You’re him.” He blinked. “Him who?” “The CinnaMan. Your cinnamon rolls are famous!”
― Ann Aguirre, Witch Please

“That’s probably my fault. I startle small appliances all the time. It’s likely because I’m so tall and blenders are easily intimidated.”
― Ann Aguirre, Witch Please