Comedian Gone Wrong 2 Quotes

“It's not blind people who are blind - It's those racist arseholes who see a colour with their eyes wide open, then have a fucking problem with it”
― Jimmy Tudeski, Comedian Gone Wrong 2

“How long does it take to recover from a sex addiction? Saying that, what is a sex addiction anyway? I mean, I get a gambling or drink addiction could lead to bigger problems in life if you continue to do it, but how can sex addiction lead you anywhere but having more fun and more sex in life? Even if I was a recovering sex addict, would this actually bother me? Fuck yeah it would, because I wouldn't want to be in recovery and having less fucking sex, would I?”
― Jimmy Tudeski, Comedian Gone Wrong 2

“If the morning never comes, because the night before didn't end, then surely it's harder to feel like shit the next day if you don't sleep”
― Jimmy Tudeski, Comedian Gone Wrong 2