Goal Lines & First Times Quotes

“I think I definitely am asexual, but to what degree, I’m not sure. There’s gray ace, biromantic, aromantic, and the one I think I could be which is demisexual.”
― Eden Finley, Goal Lines & First Times

“Maybe I wasn’t being dumb all these years, after all. Maybe I was waiting for you.”
― Eden Finley, Goal Lines & First Times

“I follow Seth down the hall, and he lets us into the small, basic hotel room with … one bed. Couldn’t have been a twin room. No. Just one queen bed. Because of course.”
― Eden Finley, Goal Lines & First Times

“Well, yeah, everyone calls me Cohen, but my name is—”
― Eden Finley, Goal Lines & First Times

“I’m a nudist!” I blurt. They both look confused. “I’m trying to recruit Seth into my cult. That’s why I’m naked.”
― Eden Finley, Goal Lines & First Times

“Because I am a sex god, and my man juice should be worshiped?” “Please don’t ever say man juice ever again or I may never get a boner around you.” I laugh. “Noted.”
― Eden Finley, Goal Lines & First Times

“Richie chooses that moment to reappear. “Everything okay?” “He’s fine,” Asher says. “Just seems to be stroking out because I called him cute.” Richie blinks at Asher once, twice, then reaches for me and crushes me to his side. “Get your own boyfriend.” Asher laughs again and holds up his hands. “I’m shit-stirring, man. You can both calm down. I’m not interested in either of you.”
― Eden Finley, Goal Lines & First Times

“I don’t even give my boyfriend a chance to acknowledge me or give a shit that I haven’t told the rest of the team that I’m dating a guy yet. I march right up to him, wrap my arms around him, and I kiss him harder than I possibly ever have. He lets out a shocked noise which I swallow and keep kissing him. That’s when I hear, “Is everyone on this team fucking gay?” I break away from Seth and turn to Henrikson. “If we want to get technical, Jacobs is the only gay one.” Jacobs calls out as he walks past, “Nope. I’m bi again! I think.” “He’s mine, that’s all that matters,” Beck says as he drags him away.”
― Eden Finley, Goal Lines & First Times

“And that constellation right there”—Richie points to a string of lights—“is the giant saucepan …” “I think it’s called the Big Dipper.” “No, no.” He points to another lot. “That’s the big dicker. And those two red ones are the big titties.”
― Eden Finley, Goal Lines & First Times

“I’m a nudist!” I blurt. They both look confused. “I’m trying to recruit Seth into my cult. That’s why I’m naked.” Seth’s dad looks like he’s trying to swallow his lips. His mom is averting her gaze. Hmm, they don’t believe me. “I actually gave up my clothing for Lent.” “That starts in February,” Seth mutters. Oh shit. “Okay, truth. I have a mole. Somewhere not … normal. I asked Seth to look at it for me.” Seth finally breaks. “Oh my God, stop talking and go put clothes on.” “Okay.” I make a run for it.”
― Eden Finley, Goal Lines & First Times

“I’m really sorry that my need for an emotional connection and lack of sex was inconvenient for you. But guess what? It’s not so great for me either.”
― Eden Finley, Goal Lines & First Times

“I’ve figured out I’m about as attracted to dicks as I am to pussy … not very much at all.”
― Eden Finley, Goal Lines & First Times